A recent conversation at my Pathfinders game.

[doomweasel]

DM: You can see that the plaguelings are homogeneous throughout their entire bodies, and as they swarm Andrew (an NPC paladin) they smoosh into a goo -

Me: So they're like cumsprites? :D

DM: ...No, they're not like cumsprites.

Me: Oh?

DM: No. As they swarm Andrew, their bodies dissolve into a sticky goo that completely engulfs him -

Me: So they are just

Comments

[queelez]

I think we should make a list a list of excellent things that are improved when people are at least tipsy.

I'd like to add "Playing Trauma Center" to this list.

(BLOOD AND THUNDER)

[yamipirogoeth]

XD omg...I almost spit out my drink upon reading this. It. Was. Awesome!

[the_godly_wench]

AWESOME-SAUCE. I loled so hard. I miss playing RPGs ;_;