01 action/video (new bark town)

[doorjammer]

[Seven, mountain of a man that he is, is holding an angry magby up by its tail.]

This little thing's supposed to be a monster? Really? How am I supposed to fight with this thing?

[The magby swings towards him and Seven pushes it back without much effort. The magby swings at him again. Seven pushes it back again. Rinse repeat

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[doorjammer]

For what?

[ still patting the pokemon.

pat pat pat. pat pat pat...

such a good little magby. ]

[doorjammer]

[ So he slowly slides his hand off Pipe's head.

Looking down on the poor, angry thing, he mumbles... ]

I'm sorry, Pipe.

[ Back at the boy. ]

How can you tell? All he can say is "Magby Magby Magbyyyyyyy!!!" ...

[video]

[nobletemper]

[ donna sputters as she witnesses this horrible animal cruelty. oh the humanity. oh my stars. what kind of inhuman person would name their pokemon pipe ]

Oi! Watch it, bucko! You're crushing...Pipe.

[doorjammer]

[ The same kind of person who would name himself "Seven" because he saw the number on his own watch. If his watch had a picture of a potato on it, he might have named himself "potato".

And Seven has his hands up in the air like a cornered criminal. ]

Yes, ma'am!

[nobletemper]

[ donna will weep for his future pokemon. ]

Right then, good! Watch your strength next time. Don't go crushing your pokemon's head!

[doorjammer]

Yes, ma'am. I'll try to remember that.

[video]

[miniworth]

[ Well, at least you're not slapping the poor guy. ]

You might.. want to be careful. [ Because you're kind of strong looking. ]

[doorjammer]

[ WHAT?! No! That would be cruel! ]

Don't worry, little boy! Pipe and I will crush any monster that comes our way! Ain't that right, Pipe?

[ Actually stops manhandling patting the magby to consult with it. Pipe kicks him in the shin.

It didn't hurt Seven but... ]

... Hey, that wasn't very nice. [:c]

[miniworth]

[ Cruel to the max, but there are people who whip and/or slap! 8c ]

I assure you, Mr. Seven: the Pokémon you'll find on Route 29 are mostly oversized purple rats you won't have to worry about [ but please be careful not to step on them ;; ]

But you were crushing Pipe.

[doorjammer]

[ Hey kid hey kid ]

Oversized purple rats? [ewww...] Do they carry any strange diseases? Fleas? Rabies?

I was not!

voice;

[cynicizing]

[....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Why now? Couldn't they at least given them some more time to adjust to Snake?

Damn it.]

... What the hell kind of name is 'Pipe?'

video;

[doorjammer]

[trying to connect that voice with a name... now loading...]

Santa? Is that you?

voice;

[cynicizing]

[Still sticking to voice because he really doesn't want Seven to be able to see him and read his expression. :|; Seeing him is awkward enough.]

No, it's the fucking tooth fairy! Geez, who else would it be?

voice;

[doorjammer]

[fine. let's do it your way, Santa. You used to be such a sweet kid only not really...]

Who else is here?

[video]

[puzzlesitter]

Oh my! Do be careful with the poor dear!

[doorjammer]

Will do, ma'am! Wouldn't do anything to hurt Pipe here.

[Video]

[puzzlesitter]

That's ever so lovely to hear! After all, one mustn't be too rough with such a young Pokemon~!

"Pipe," you said? That's an unusual name...

[Video]

[doorjammer]

His lips look like a pipe.

Pipe'll get bigger, right? He can't be a runt forever.