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[doorjammer]

[Alice the Smoochum and Pipe the Magmar (guess who evolved?) are trying out Pokemon accessories on each other as Seven inspects his new Zephyr badge in the mirror.]

These Pokemon ain't so different from us after all. Flash 'em a badge and suddenly they're all obedient. Crowbar's stopped acting up since I got this from the kid back in Violet.

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[usedtroll]

[ Well, she wasn't exactly expecting to see him here. But it's a pleasant surprise. Maybe. June likes to think of Seven as an old friend, so... this could be a happy reunion.

Right? ]

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[usedtroll]

[ Whether it was happy or not, June didn't really care. He was here, so she should go say hello. Besides, she had faith that Seven wouldn't really mistreat her (or, was it "treat her properly"? What she deserved?).

With her Squirtle in hand, and an Umbreon following close behind, she approaches Seven. ]

Hey, tough guy. [ Raising one hand to wave a little bit in his direction. Squirtle squirms a bit. ]

I like the hat.

[doorjammer]

[He really wasn't expecting to see her anytime soon. He thought since they were here longer they'd be further off this island/continent/whatever this place was. He wasn't prepared to meet her but since she's already here...]

Hey, June.

[Waving back.]

Looks good on me, right?

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[cynicizing]

You mean 'sides from Snake?

[doorjammer]

'sides Snake.

[cynicizing]

... Well, I'm obviously still here. So are June and Junpei, unless they disappeared just a second ago.

Hasn't been that long since I talked to Clover, Lotus, and a certain piece of shit, so they're probably still around too.

[doorjammer]

[I am going to assume that he survives this meeting this Lotus just to tell Santa...]

Lotus is still here.

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[4leafcleaver]

...I'm okay.

[Yeah, this is one of those rare cases when Clover actually lowers her voice. She's idly scratching a Skitty behind the ears...THE SKITTY THAT ONCE BELONGED TO SNAKE SOB.

But really, at least he left her a note instead of disappearing completely. That was a small mercy.]

[doorjammer]

[That doesn't really sound okay, Clover. Geez, you kids and your attachments to your siblings.]

Good, 'coz I need you for somethin'.

[4leafcleaver]

Me?

[A Pichu will just wander in and snuggle onto her lap beside the Skitty.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE SIBLINGS, SEVEN.]

[doorjammer]

[I HAVE SIBLINGS! MAYBE! Somewhere out there is a buff woman chopping up people like firewood because she can't find me.]

Yeah, you get along with those baby type pokemon, don't you?

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[yaaaaaawn]

[How does Lotus occupy herself when she's got virtually nothing to do? SHOPPING OF COURSE! And she loves nothing more than torturing her Pokemon, so she's here today to dress them up in the most ridiculous outfits. Maybe she'll finally break them and they'll listen to what she tells them to do..

Probably not.

UGH, Blub, eventually you're going to have to deal with the fact that I'm your master, not the other way around! Your mommy! Your dominatrix! Whatever! You need to learn some..

[Oh. Who's that chump with all the girly Pokemon? ... And is he really trying on the accessories? HA.]

Uh, you know those are for Pokemon, ri--

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[yaaaaaawn]

[WAIT A DARN TOOTIN SECOND.]

You.

[doorjammer]

[Not going to respond. If you don't talk to her she'll go away. If you don't talk to her she'll go away. THIS HAT LOOKS REALLY NICE ON HIS HEAD DOESN'T IT? DOESN'T IT? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go away Lotus.]

[yaaaaaawn]

[THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK THIS TIME. Lotus stands there. Her glare never wavers. Like a lioness ready to pounce.]

Blub. Just this once, please. Pin missile.

[Sensing the direness of the situation, Blub actually complies. OH NO SEVEN HERE COMES SEVERAL POINTY DARTS FLYING AT YOU]

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[miniworth]

Aren't they supposed to be called Igglypuffs?

[ Oh no Seven-san. He's bad with names. WAS HE WRONG ALL THIS TIME. D8 ]

[doorjammer]

No, it grows into a Jigglypuff and then it evolves into a Wigglytuff. I dunno if it's gonna be tough because it has the word "tough" on it but this Igglything sure ain't buff.

[miniworth]

[ ... Excuse him, he's a little sad that his name-remembering skills just aren't improving. He facepalms. ]

That's--I see.

[doorjammer]

[Watching you. Watching you fail. Flail. Do both.]