I have got the 5 general orders memorized now ( Read more... )

I got 'coastie' friends! Mike and Sean and Chris, but Chris won't be in my company.

I know the first 2 of the eleven general orders I have to memorize for boot camp:

1) To take charge of my post and all government property in view.

2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping on the alert at all times, and observing everything taking place within sight or hearing...SIR!

I sold my soul...

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"Now hold on one minizzle."

Hey I have the best site for you guys to go to it is called asksnoop.com, wholly crap you are gonna laugh your pants off! Go the the Shizzolator and put in your favorite web site and it turs everyting into snoop talk, ie CNN is really funny!!!!! GO NOW AND BE HUMORED!!!!

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I was introduced to a new band...CKY totally rocks my socks off. It stands for f-u-C-K-Y-o-u. But they are so cool not that scraming death metal crap marle would like them.

Well last night fatty called out, said she had a sore throat. I told one of the guys she shouldn't slob the cob before she came into work. ( she does it alot...calling out I mean.) So Fatso comes in to work at 11:00, and she calls out at 10:30...great there is no one there but me, I had to pull a double shift. 2:30pm to 7am, and Then I had to come ( Read more... )

It's raining it's pouring that old man is peeping,
He went to bed and broke his head, and from now on he'll be 'sleeping'

Morbid...I just made that up too, I AM so AWESOME!!!

PS it really is raining, like severe thunderstorm raining.