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I don't think this is a coincidence. Now I've gone too far.

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You know when you feel that if you could just touch them, or just see their face that you'd know it would be alright, but you can't because they are hundreds of miles away and even if you walked 1000 miles you wouldn't get there, and so you wonder and you fidget and you fret and you toss and turn at night stealing sheets from the ghost on the side ( Read more... )

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Some pop-ups just shouldn't be blocked... like the drive the car into the ocean one. Today I got the best one ever where you have to flick a peanut into a can across a table being blocked by two little mice. If you hit the first mouse he falls down. Now if only I had been doing my homework instead of flicking mice with peanuts I would probably ( Read more... )

so we’ll look out on the lake
and we see the white light.
I said it was gold.
It should have been gold.

Maybe the problem is that there was no lake?

Just sitting around feeling pretty.

I wonder how it would be different if I hadn't decided to go that night. Or if I had just decided to go home when I had planned to.
What was I looking for? What did I find? Why do I keep going back?