if the Judeo-Christian Satan existed...

[dopaminergic]

...he would have been the creator of SPSS, in order that he could drive scientists into a wicked lifestyle, full of ethanol and nicotine consumed in sinful excess.

MOST EVIL AND FRUSTRATING COMPUTER PROGRAM EVER.

Comments

[anonymous]

try sas or epi info!

[heykidzcomix]

Could be worse. You could be running it in Excel.

(Or SAS.)

[projectivehex]

you could always write your own code ;)
*spss could be a lot worse imo*

[utter_n0nsense]

Be grateful for SPSS! You could be using Minitab.