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Who knew toilets could be such a great cat toy?
http://cutecast.ning.com/index.php/main/video/show?id=2379646
"If I keep flushing it, maybe, just maybe something cool will fill the bowl"
ETA: LJ, I hate you and your fucking templates that don't work -
ANDY, WHY IS THIS SONG ON MY IPOD
Little Shop of Horrors? What? Brings me back to 9th grade marching band. I still have the sheet music for the entire brass section, lol. -
oh my god my ARTERIES ARE GOING TO BURST OPEN
I made a trip to Walgreens after attending Tulane's production of The Underpants this afternoon; I was awake until nearly 5 AM last night and I was extremely groggy until, well, I've been groggy all fucking day. I knew I wouldn't survive the afternoon without caffeine, so I grabbed some Rockstar Zeros (I know. Sucralose is satan, but 80 grams of ( Read more... ) -
making sense of random fire
It has become difficult to differentiate dreams from waking life. The past few weeks, everything that happens in my mind while I am asleep is either a horrible nightmare or a continuation of some recent event. The nightmares all have some connection to my daily life as well, involving people I care about being pursued by some unnamed and unseen ( Read more... ) -
The God Delusion and The Virus of Faith
Richard Dawkins is my hero. Even moreso than Keith Olbermann. This is a two-part documentary called "The Root of All Evil?" It's long...nearly two hours in its entirety, but it's easily paused. I've included some quotes to try to entice you to watch it. Please, watch it. And please, respond to this post; if this infuriates you, I want to ( Read more... ) -
What?
How did I get here ( Read more... ) -
See,this is why I don't live in Covington any more
So that psychotic high school friends can't show up on my doorstep wearing a ski mask and toting a shotgun with intent to violently rape me ( Read more... ) -
YOU ARE NOT COOL
That's right. You. Don't try to hide, don't try to pretend. You're a loser. The highlight of your week is getting shitfaced at the same old fucking bar in the french quarter, or running into whatever B-list celebrity happens to be touring our little third-world city this week. What have you accomplished? Nothing. You have nothing to be proud ( Read more... ) -
double you tee eff
So, I took a nap instead of studying like I said I would. Why I needed a nap after sleeping all god damn day, I'm not sure (fucking acetaldehyde). The only dream I had during my nap had me snorting blow for hours and hours at the library (not the Ho-Tit library, but some college library) while studying for my exam. At the same time there was ( Read more... )