Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway.
Yeah, that about sums it up.
Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're a new media professional!
You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're a new media professional!
You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?