... but at least I got my
This thing was a lot bigger than I'd originally thought (honestly no pun intended, I swear). Oh hey, you can lock it up, too, I thought that was neat. It is also metal. So metal.
No, none of them are labeled. I thought that would have been hilarious if they were, but as one friend put it, "perhaps that would ruin the imagination of guessing." Heh, right. Anyhow, this is by far, the most extreme, irrational, ridiculous, and completely eccentric thing I think I have ever bought. I mean look at that. I paid money for that. Holy shit. It is awesome.
And in case you were wondering...for perspective's sake...
That is all! I sleep now!