I'm Very Drunk

[dora_the_nymph]

Hello

Comments

[daireen]

Whoa.

I want what -you're- having. With a side of tabasco sauce.

[dora_the_nymph]

That would be:

Vodka

Smirnoff ice to wash out the taste.

Sadly, this is how I think when I'm sober, I just wouldn't really write it down.

I saw narnia on a date last night and all I could think was how hot Susan/Peter would be, or Tumnus fucking 16-20yearold!Lucy would be.

I shouldn't answer comments drunk.

[magic_at_mungos]

OMG you weren't the only one to see Tumnus/Lucy then? :D

[daireen]

Hot damn, now I HAVE to see this flick!! (as if I didn't already have a bajillion reasons for wanting to..)

[rayvyn2k]

OMG R, you are cracking my shit up right now. So, I'm going to do something I very rarely do...give you a fic rec! (applause)

One of my favorite omgitissopornygood fics is Mission I: Get Hermione Laid by Fervesco. I love the slow, hot build up during the poker game and how Hermione gets the best of all three gents, Lupin, Sirius and Snape.

It's one of the few on my favorites list, and I read it often. Ahem.

Have I told you lately how much I adore you?? *snogs*

[daireen]

It's written so incredibly OOC that my teeth hurt. And I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMGZ SQUEE!!!!! ;)

PWP rules my world.

[rayvyn2k]

But it's got Snape smoking, (which is so friggin' hot) and a bashful but lustful Lupin...not to mention Sirius back from the dead and egging everyone on.

Love it. :) PWP is the best.

[dora_the_nymph]

Hee, I adore that fic and would in fact probably rec it to a drunk someone too. I read that back in my 'oh, I'll read everything on Lord and Lady Snape (Ashwinder now? I think, too drunk to know)' stange.

*snogs back*

Much love.

[snegurochka_lee]

Happy Friday Night, party girl! :) Why do I get tagged for this?! It's the Keira comment, isn't it? Okay: I adore her. She is so hot. Mm. But you're right, she would also look good sucking cock. *combusts*

Drunk!fic? I quite enjoyed this one whilst drunk last month:

Dumbledore's Dirty Secret, by cruisedirector. Or anything in the Enormous Penis universe, linked there. Super hilarious. :)

[dora_the_nymph]

Hee, I started to read that before, but then swomeone was throwing up and I was the 'sober one' and had to look after her.

Having drunk way more then her.

[dora_the_nymph]

Also, toltally scared me and Keira is name of someone who is here and I thought I'd been very rl in this then realised. And I simply love boobs, which is part of my lack of attraction to Knightly. But dear god, those lips on a cock? OMG!

[snegurochka_lee]

Get the bf to read A Straight Dude's Guide to Brokeback Mountain. :))

And because of your Keira love, I had to go and watch Bend it Like Beckham again last night. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT HER LIPS OMG! But you know who else has lips that should suck cock?

Yep. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Oh yeah. :)

[mongoluehring]

Actually, you SHOULD post and make comments more often when you're drunk. I don't know when I've laughed more. *loves Rach*

Hope you don't end up with a hangover tomorrow, sweetie.

[dora_the_nymph]

*huggles and loves*

That's sweet, glad I made you laugh, Dooooooooooona.

And I hope I don't have a hangover, too.

[aramintasnape]

LOL! Why don't I ever get drunk anymore??

Oh yeah, because I get stonking migraines after only one glass of wine. And I have to get up early for small people!

Have fun!!!! ;)

[dora_the_nymph]

*huggles*

It's a pity. Thanks for the good wishes, t'was much fun indeed.