BEHIND CLOSED DOORS - AOI/URUHA - PG13 - ONESHOT

Apr 28, 2009 18:37

Title: Behind closed doors
Author: doralice_29
Rating: PG13
Genre: crackish
Warnings: hints of smut
Bands / Pairings: The GazettE: Aoi/Uruha
Disclaimer: Srsly, do you think I’d be here if I owned them? o.O
Synopsis: I knew they’d do it!
Comment: bday fic for my luvely akiha91 HAPPY BDAY BABY!!!
Note: *sighs* This came out totally different from what I planned but I was in a crackish mood so... enjoy! <33

When Kai entered their practice room he was greeted by an unusual view: his bandmates sprawled on the couch and on the floor, snoring as if there was no tomorrow.

Ruki was lying on the couch close to the window, hugging a pillow like a teddy bear; Reita was sitting on the floor, his lips slightly parted.
Close to the door, on the other couch, were the two guitarists: Aoi was seated at the far end, his chin over his hand, an untouched coke on the table in front of him, while Uruha was completely sprawled over the couch, his feet hanging freely from the arm of the couch, his head on Aoi’s lap and he was snoring loud enough Kai heard it from the hallway.

Kai chuckled at the sight: they have been practicing for several hours that day and the band leader decided it was the right time to send them all home.
He tiptoed towards Reita, kneeling down in front of the bassist.
“Reiiitaaa” Kai softly called the other, shaking slightly his arm.
He chuckled when he heard the other replying something that sounded like “5 more minutes mom”
Being himself tired as hell, Kai decided to waste no time.
Smirking he bent down towards Reita’s ear, whispering softly: “Your bass is on fire...”
“WHAT?!” The bassist screamed, jumping up all of a sudden, sending on the floor the drummer who was keeping a hand over his heart, trying to recover from such a reaction.
Reita ran towards his bass, touching it all over; and when he realized his bass was fine, he turned towards Kai, sending him a deathly glare.
“Do not say that EVER again!” Reita hissed between gritted teeth.
Kai just waved his hand in the air, rising from the floor.
“Whatever.... Just help me wake Ruki up, will you?”
The bassist mumbled something Kai didn’t understand: he turned around trying to wake the other.
“Ruki-chan...” the drummer whispered, sitting close to the vocalist.
When the only reaction he got was that Ruki just turned on the other side and kept sleeping, Kai started to shake him.
“Oy, Ruki... Wake up.... Time to go home...”
Reita was observing the scene when a sudden thought hit him; smirking, he moved closer to Ruki and bent down whispering: “There’s a 70% sale at clothes shops”.
In a matter of seconds, the vocalist turned around and stood up, kicking Kai on his back and sending him face first on the floor while he stumbled over the poor drummer, landing on top of him with a loud “Ouch!”.
While the other two were trying to stand up again, Reita was kneeling on the floor, laughin his ass out for the scene. When Ruki realized what happened, he jumped over the bassist, slapping him all over his body while shouting something that sounded like “Nose less bastard”.

However, their little fight was interrupted by a very loud snoring; quickly they turned their heads towards the couple still sleeping on the other couch.
“Can somebody please wake up that snoring machine??” Ruki shouted, covering his ears with his hands. Kai stood up from the floor, sending a death glare towards Reita and moved towards the two guitarists. He decided it would be better to wake Aoi first and let him deal with Uruha.

It took Kai a whole minute before finally Aoi decided to open up his eyes.
“What...?” He mumbled, stirring up a bit.
“Practice is over. Go home. Wake up Snoring Beauty, will you?”
Aoi waved his hand on the air while the other three gathered their stuff and left the room.
When the door was shut, he looked down and smiled. He shifted slowly to stand up and stirred his tired limbs.
Aoi moved closer to Uruha and slowly bent down to kiss him; after a couple of seconds he felt the other’s arms wrap around his neck and open his mouth to deepen their kiss.
When they parted to breath properly again, they smiled at each others.
“Aoi-chan.....”
“Hm?”
“Why don’t we make a good use of this empty room for a while?” Uruha asked in a seductive voice.
Aoi chuckled and gave him a quick peck
“Only if I get to top this time” He said smirking.
Uruha laughed and nodded, pointing his head over Kai’s drum set.

(Right outside the practice room)
“I knew they’d do it!” Ruki was jumping right in front of their practice room, while trying not to laugh too loud.
Reita shook his head at the vocalist behaviour.
“Come on, Ruki. Let’s go home”
They heard a particular loud noise, as if someone was beating over the drums.
They exchanged looks.
“Are you going to tell them there’s a camera in the room recording 24/7?” Reita asked and Ruki just shook his head.
“Are you going to tell Kai they are doing it right over his drum set?” The vocalist asked while the bassist just shrugged.
“Let him discover it while he watches the practice’s records”.
At that, they both ran away laughing.

*2 days later*
The owner of PSC was talking with the members of ViViD who just signed their contracts with the company when two strange figures passed them running fast holding guitars with their hands.
“Run Aoi, Run!!!” Uruha shouted running towards the stairs, followed by a panting Aoi.
The others were still shocked by the scene when another person passed them screaming and running.
“HOW DARE YOU?! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!” Kai shouted, throwing his drumsticks like arrows.
The moment they all disappeared down the stairs the owner of PSC turned towards the new band.
“This is how you are gonna end up one day so get used to it”.
He was about to enter again into his office when he stopped in his tracks and turned around.
“Oh by the way.... welcome to PSC”

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Aki-chan forgive for this total fail XD Happy bday <33333

group: the gazette, one shot, p: aoi/uruha

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