Not the uke - The GazettE - Reita/Ruki, Aoi/Uruha
Title: Not the uke
Author: doralice_29
Rating: G...?
Genre: crackish
Warnings: jrockers sex deprived, a very pissed off band leader, too many cigarettes
Bands / Pairings: The GazettE: Aoi/Uruha, Reita/Ruki
Disclaimer: Srsly, do you think I’d be here if I owned them? o.O
Synopsis: There’s always a first time for everything
Note: don’t ask.... really... I have no idea how I could come up with this >.<
‘... What happened here?’ Kai asked himself when he entered into their practice room.
Uruha was sleeping on the couch, laying on his stomach, wearing the same clothes of the previous day, the smell of alcohol hitting immediately Kai’s nose.
Nothing really new, but their black haired guitarist, Uruha’s lover, was sitting on the other side of the room, avoiding any eye contact with the honey blond sleeping form, the strong scent of cigarettes slapping the band leader’s cheeks, making Aoi look like a walking stick of nicotine.
Taking his place behind the drum set, Kai waited for the others to show up.
Twenty minutes and a couple of incoherent phone calls later, Reita arrived.
“Man, you look like shit...” Aoi said, looking at his friend.
The bassist didn’t respond and just crashed down on a free armchair.
He looked like someone who had to sleep on the floor all night (‘And he probably did’ Kai thought): his clothes were all messy and his eyes were so red and puffy.
The drummer was about to say something when Ruki came in, totally dressed up with black clothes, as if he was coming from a funeral, his iPod settled at the maximum volume.
Kai wondered if he could hear music coming out high and clearly if Ruki parted his lips, mentally slapping himself for thinking such a stupid thing.
Ruki observed the room carefully, avoiding Reita’s gaze on him.
The little vocalist moved to Uruha, starting to poke him on his ribs.
“Oy... wake up lazy ass...” Ruki said.
The only response he got was a series of incoherent words while Uruha moved to lay on his back.
“Guys... we should start practicing...” Kai said.
Words lost into the wind.
Aoi lighted up an other cigarette, slowly disappearing behind a curtain of smoke while Ruki kept poking Uruha as if he was some kind of strange animal and Reita -
A loud snore echoed in the room, making every one else jump in surprise.
In the few minutes he hadn’t been bothered by any one, Reita had been able to fall in a deep slumber, totally unaware of the noise he was making.
“Ruki, please wake up that snoring machine!” Kai yelled from behind the drum set trying to get the vocalist’s attention.
“No way I’m touching him today!” the latter shouted in response, moving closer to the drummer.
“What happened?” Kai screamed between the snores.
“That stupid bitch acted like a drama queen” Ruki yelled, even if him and Kai were a few inches away. “And we already have one in this band, thank you very much!” He added, pointing at the oblivious and still sleeping Uruha.
“We can’t go on this way!” the band leader screamed.
Ruki just shrugged, hiding further more behind Kai.
The latter moved his gaze towards Aoi... or where he was supposed to find him actually, because the other side of the room was like engulfed in a big deep cloud of smoke and there was no sign of Aoi.
That sight was able to send chills down Kai’s back, who decided to have a serious talk with the black haired guitarist about his addiction to cigarettes.
Feeling helpless and alone Kai stood up and moved towards their bassist, pressing his hands harder over his ears trying to block out the noise. Unsuccessfully.
“Reita!” Kai yelled, shaking the body of the blond with his foot.
He kept screaming the other’s name quite a few times till he had enough.
Kai moved back to his drum set and grabbed a still closed bottle of icy water.
Walking slowly towards Reita he smirked before uncapping the bottle and pouring its content all over the other who screamed in shock and pain.
“Kai what the fuck?!” Reita yelled, jumping up from the armchair.
He sent death glares to is lover who, still at safe behind Kai’s drum set, was laughing at him.
“Come on, it’s just water... Don’t be such a sissy” Kai replied, moving to sit on a free chair. “You’re not really that wet... and besides... you were snoring as if there’s no tomorrow. Did you sleep at all last night?”
Reita just shook his head while he was trying to clean himself.
“Why?” the band leader asked.
“Ask that to the evil dwarf over there” Reita replied, smirking at the sudden change of humour of his lover, who immediately stopped laughing and moved around the drum set to stand in front of the bassist.
“What did you call me?!” Ruki yelled, his whole body shaking for anger.
“An. Evil. Dwarf.” Reita replied leaning a bit over Ruki, just to show much more the height difference between the two of them.
Kai watched in amusement the two lovers screaming obscenities to each other, still wondering what might have happened to them.
Meanwhile from the deep mist surrounding the other side of the room Aoi emerged again.
His black clothes and his pale skin made the black guitarist look like a ghost.
The whole scene sent again chills down Kai’s spine.
Aoi moved his gaze from the two bickering lovers to Kai and lastly to Uruha, who was still sleeping peacefully.
“There’s no way I’m going to bottom!!!” Reita yelled getting the attention of the other two awake people in the room.
“Why not?” Ruki screamed in response. And before Reita could say more, he added: “And don’t start again with the >I’m the manliest in this band, I have a reputation and so on< because that’s plain bullshit!”
Kai decided to step in, before any of them could rip the head off from the other’s neck.
“Guys, guys, calm down...”
Ruki and Reita moved to different directions, glaring at each other when they sat down.
“Care to explain exactly what’s going on between you two?” the band leader asked.
The two lovers remained quite, trying to avoid Kai’s questioning gaze.
“Guys...”
“It’s Rei’s fault” Ruki whispered, loud enough for every one to hear him.
“Not true!” Reita yelled, but immediately shut up looking at the pissed off drummer.
“I’m tired of being the one to bottom... “ Ruki kept talking. “I wanted to be the one on top once in a while!” He added, eyeing his lover, who turned his head.
“Reita...” Kai started calling the bassist, to get his attention.
Finally the other gave in, looking at the band leader and sighing.
“I haven’t been.... “ he started to say. After a few seconds of silence, where the only noise was Uruha’s soft snoring, he kept talking. “I haven’t been on the receiving side.... ever”
Ruki just widened his eyes, while Kai smirked and shook his head.
“So you are... a virgin?” Aoi asked, chuckling at the death glares the bassist was sending him.
“I’m not, jackass...” The blond replied. “I just haven’t ever tried... that”
“So you are a virgin...” Kai said in amusement while Reita showed him the Finger.
“Oh come on man. There’s always a first time for everything.” Aoi said, trying to shake his lover back to life.
“So... this is why you didn’t... last night...” Ruki said while his boyfriend just nodded.
“Why don’t you try? You might like it...” Kai said, smirking again and moving to sit behind his drum set again.
“Ha ha haaa..” Reita replied. He then looked carefully at his lover, seeing shock, confusion and... was it rejection? in his eyes.
After an other sigh, Reita nodded and smiled at Ruki.
“I guess it won’t hurt that much to try, ne?”
His lover smiled back at him, jumping immediately on the bassist’s lap, claiming his lips as if they haven’t kissed for years.
“Oh.. that’s so sweet...” Aoi said, a hint of sarcasm clearly on his voice. “Now can you guys help me waking him up?” He added, pointing at his lover.
“I’m awake...” Uruha whispered, slowly opening his eyes and moving to stay in a sitting position.
“How long have you been awake?” Aoi asked to the blond guitarist who just waved his hand.
“Long enough to hear Reita willing to be the bottom once in a while.. “ Uruha said, smirking at the furious expression on his best friend’s face.
“As if you are one to talk...” Ruki snorted, shifting to a better position over Reita’s lap.
Uruha just laughed and shook his head.
“Sorry to break your dreams in pieces but... I’m on top in this relationship” the blond guitarist said, slowly and tenderly stroking Aoi’s now red cheek while the others just stared in shock at the couple sitting on the couch.
“I lost all my respect for you, dude...” Reita said shaking his head in amusement.
“Look who’s talking” the black guitarist replied, smirking at his friend. “You are giving in to that little midget...!”
Before Ruki could reply with something evil, Reita yelled “I’m not going to be a bottom forever!”
“I won’t be too sure about this...” Kai said, while avoiding the bassist’s gaze.
Reita looked at Ruki: an evil smirk plastered on his lips.
The same smirk mirrored from his other band mates.
And Reita paled thinking about what he got himself into.
“Oh shit”
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I failed badly *headdesk*
Author: doralice_29
Rating: G...?
Genre: crackish
Warnings: jrockers sex deprived, a very pissed off band leader, too many cigarettes
Bands / Pairings: The GazettE: Aoi/Uruha, Reita/Ruki
Disclaimer: Srsly, do you think I’d be here if I owned them? o.O
Synopsis: There’s always a first time for everything
Note: don’t ask.... really... I have no idea how I could come up with this >.<
‘... What happened here?’ Kai asked himself when he entered into their practice room.
Uruha was sleeping on the couch, laying on his stomach, wearing the same clothes of the previous day, the smell of alcohol hitting immediately Kai’s nose.
Nothing really new, but their black haired guitarist, Uruha’s lover, was sitting on the other side of the room, avoiding any eye contact with the honey blond sleeping form, the strong scent of cigarettes slapping the band leader’s cheeks, making Aoi look like a walking stick of nicotine.
Taking his place behind the drum set, Kai waited for the others to show up.
Twenty minutes and a couple of incoherent phone calls later, Reita arrived.
“Man, you look like shit...” Aoi said, looking at his friend.
The bassist didn’t respond and just crashed down on a free armchair.
He looked like someone who had to sleep on the floor all night (‘And he probably did’ Kai thought): his clothes were all messy and his eyes were so red and puffy.
The drummer was about to say something when Ruki came in, totally dressed up with black clothes, as if he was coming from a funeral, his iPod settled at the maximum volume.
Kai wondered if he could hear music coming out high and clearly if Ruki parted his lips, mentally slapping himself for thinking such a stupid thing.
Ruki observed the room carefully, avoiding Reita’s gaze on him.
The little vocalist moved to Uruha, starting to poke him on his ribs.
“Oy... wake up lazy ass...” Ruki said.
The only response he got was a series of incoherent words while Uruha moved to lay on his back.
“Guys... we should start practicing...” Kai said.
Words lost into the wind.
Aoi lighted up an other cigarette, slowly disappearing behind a curtain of smoke while Ruki kept poking Uruha as if he was some kind of strange animal and Reita -
A loud snore echoed in the room, making every one else jump in surprise.
In the few minutes he hadn’t been bothered by any one, Reita had been able to fall in a deep slumber, totally unaware of the noise he was making.
“Ruki, please wake up that snoring machine!” Kai yelled from behind the drum set trying to get the vocalist’s attention.
“No way I’m touching him today!” the latter shouted in response, moving closer to the drummer.
“What happened?” Kai screamed between the snores.
“That stupid bitch acted like a drama queen” Ruki yelled, even if him and Kai were a few inches away. “And we already have one in this band, thank you very much!” He added, pointing at the oblivious and still sleeping Uruha.
“We can’t go on this way!” the band leader screamed.
Ruki just shrugged, hiding further more behind Kai.
The latter moved his gaze towards Aoi... or where he was supposed to find him actually, because the other side of the room was like engulfed in a big deep cloud of smoke and there was no sign of Aoi.
That sight was able to send chills down Kai’s back, who decided to have a serious talk with the black haired guitarist about his addiction to cigarettes.
Feeling helpless and alone Kai stood up and moved towards their bassist, pressing his hands harder over his ears trying to block out the noise. Unsuccessfully.
“Reita!” Kai yelled, shaking the body of the blond with his foot.
He kept screaming the other’s name quite a few times till he had enough.
Kai moved back to his drum set and grabbed a still closed bottle of icy water.
Walking slowly towards Reita he smirked before uncapping the bottle and pouring its content all over the other who screamed in shock and pain.
“Kai what the fuck?!” Reita yelled, jumping up from the armchair.
He sent death glares to is lover who, still at safe behind Kai’s drum set, was laughing at him.
“Come on, it’s just water... Don’t be such a sissy” Kai replied, moving to sit on a free chair. “You’re not really that wet... and besides... you were snoring as if there’s no tomorrow. Did you sleep at all last night?”
Reita just shook his head while he was trying to clean himself.
“Why?” the band leader asked.
“Ask that to the evil dwarf over there” Reita replied, smirking at the sudden change of humour of his lover, who immediately stopped laughing and moved around the drum set to stand in front of the bassist.
“What did you call me?!” Ruki yelled, his whole body shaking for anger.
“An. Evil. Dwarf.” Reita replied leaning a bit over Ruki, just to show much more the height difference between the two of them.
Kai watched in amusement the two lovers screaming obscenities to each other, still wondering what might have happened to them.
Meanwhile from the deep mist surrounding the other side of the room Aoi emerged again.
His black clothes and his pale skin made the black guitarist look like a ghost.
The whole scene sent again chills down Kai’s spine.
Aoi moved his gaze from the two bickering lovers to Kai and lastly to Uruha, who was still sleeping peacefully.
“There’s no way I’m going to bottom!!!” Reita yelled getting the attention of the other two awake people in the room.
“Why not?” Ruki screamed in response. And before Reita could say more, he added: “And don’t start again with the >I’m the manliest in this band, I have a reputation and so on< because that’s plain bullshit!”
Kai decided to step in, before any of them could rip the head off from the other’s neck.
“Guys, guys, calm down...”
Ruki and Reita moved to different directions, glaring at each other when they sat down.
“Care to explain exactly what’s going on between you two?” the band leader asked.
The two lovers remained quite, trying to avoid Kai’s questioning gaze.
“Guys...”
“It’s Rei’s fault” Ruki whispered, loud enough for every one to hear him.
“Not true!” Reita yelled, but immediately shut up looking at the pissed off drummer.
“I’m tired of being the one to bottom... “ Ruki kept talking. “I wanted to be the one on top once in a while!” He added, eyeing his lover, who turned his head.
“Reita...” Kai started calling the bassist, to get his attention.
Finally the other gave in, looking at the band leader and sighing.
“I haven’t been.... “ he started to say. After a few seconds of silence, where the only noise was Uruha’s soft snoring, he kept talking. “I haven’t been on the receiving side.... ever”
Ruki just widened his eyes, while Kai smirked and shook his head.
“So you are... a virgin?” Aoi asked, chuckling at the death glares the bassist was sending him.
“I’m not, jackass...” The blond replied. “I just haven’t ever tried... that”
“So you are a virgin...” Kai said in amusement while Reita showed him the Finger.
“Oh come on man. There’s always a first time for everything.” Aoi said, trying to shake his lover back to life.
“So... this is why you didn’t... last night...” Ruki said while his boyfriend just nodded.
“Why don’t you try? You might like it...” Kai said, smirking again and moving to sit behind his drum set again.
“Ha ha haaa..” Reita replied. He then looked carefully at his lover, seeing shock, confusion and... was it rejection? in his eyes.
After an other sigh, Reita nodded and smiled at Ruki.
“I guess it won’t hurt that much to try, ne?”
His lover smiled back at him, jumping immediately on the bassist’s lap, claiming his lips as if they haven’t kissed for years.
“Oh.. that’s so sweet...” Aoi said, a hint of sarcasm clearly on his voice. “Now can you guys help me waking him up?” He added, pointing at his lover.
“I’m awake...” Uruha whispered, slowly opening his eyes and moving to stay in a sitting position.
“How long have you been awake?” Aoi asked to the blond guitarist who just waved his hand.
“Long enough to hear Reita willing to be the bottom once in a while.. “ Uruha said, smirking at the furious expression on his best friend’s face.
“As if you are one to talk...” Ruki snorted, shifting to a better position over Reita’s lap.
Uruha just laughed and shook his head.
“Sorry to break your dreams in pieces but... I’m on top in this relationship” the blond guitarist said, slowly and tenderly stroking Aoi’s now red cheek while the others just stared in shock at the couple sitting on the couch.
“I lost all my respect for you, dude...” Reita said shaking his head in amusement.
“Look who’s talking” the black guitarist replied, smirking at his friend. “You are giving in to that little midget...!”
Before Ruki could reply with something evil, Reita yelled “I’m not going to be a bottom forever!”
“I won’t be too sure about this...” Kai said, while avoiding the bassist’s gaze.
Reita looked at Ruki: an evil smirk plastered on his lips.
The same smirk mirrored from his other band mates.
And Reita paled thinking about what he got himself into.
“Oh shit”
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I failed badly *headdesk*