There's no way I can sleep after a nightmare like that. I don't have to worry... Luna would never come here.

That stupid idiot Gourry, though... Where is he?

Bored now! Someone entertain me.

[ OOC: Strikes deleted. ]

One time I tried to diet!

That didn't work out too well.

...What, you expected something dramatic and sad? Puh-leez! Lina Inverse holds back NOTHING! Okay that's a lie.

Well that was fun. I guess there are worse ways to be welcomed back to the City.

I don't know how girls were supposed to walk around in those things, though. Kept falling on my face. Anyone less graceful than the wonderful me could have trouble with those robes and those shoes ( Read more... )

I. AM. NOT. HAPPY.

And I want an explanation pronto.

.......................Quack?

......Quack!!!

......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ OOC: So... Lina's a duck. Guess whose powers she switched with? This is NOT a power she approves of. XD She is currently trying to cast spells to fix it, and faaaaaaailing. Please try not to step on her, for she is an angry duck and will bite. And oh man, sadly I have no duck ( Read more... )

Who...Who took my sword?

WHO DID IT!? I'LL KILL YOU! IS THIS THE CITY AGAIN, TAKING MY STUFF?!

THAT'S IT! SOMEONE'S GETTING A DRAGON SLAVE!

My damn door is frozen ( Read more... )

I'm free! Hahah.

Damn book. Although I guess it isn't a book anymore. Know what it is now?

Ash.

I didn't like this book THIS MUCH. I already read it. I don't need to read it again.

No spells are working... I don't want to blow off my own hand.... DAMN IT.

...This is just WEIRD!

THAT WAS GREAT. I loved all the free food. I'm so stuffed I probably don't need to eat for another week ( Read more... )