my computer keeps telling me its friday. LIAR!

ok i am LOVNG lady sovereign making fun of Jentina with sad arse strpper... god i WANT TO BE LADY SOVEREIGN ITS NOT FAIR :(
im going to have to have a chav party at easter.

i have major self control problems. like you know when you are sitting infront of the most amazing looking piled high plate of food but you really arent hungary and you eat it then feel sick and shit. yeh like that. (this isnt about food ( Read more... )

NORTH HOUSE CHOIR TO WIN 2005 DOWN WITH EAST HOUSE BOO

no im not being competitive, helen and i dont care about chior at all.

last night i dreamt that jennie and afcrab were diong the washing up together at my house whilst singing stand by me.
IT WAS INSANE.

but less so than the one where the lady had a yorkshire puddig growing on her chin.

last night somehting traumatising happened ( Read more... )

i did good driving today left wards right wards upwards and backwards it was like i was in gta but with less guns

tom and i made a fort this afternoon and slept in it for ages it was a fab fort untill tom left and my room felt all messy so much regret there. i like the kisses he does when he thinks i am asleep.

naughty girl.

i did do lots of shopping, yes i did..

happy birthday wifeface xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

the rubber ducks that i have in my bath (momma duck and kiddie duck x 2) dont balance properly in the water and end up turning upside down and sometimes i get quite worried that they might be drowning but then if i dont put them in the water at all they will be unhappy ducks that miss the bath... dilema? i think so ( Read more... )

i am never driving with my mom again, she is so scary like she thinks i was going to craSh into a building ok it was my first drive and it is her broom broom but i was good like cake yes, and the engine was proper FAT

FAT LIKE BRRRRROM BRRRROOOM its all about a v10