9 - That's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.

[dorarara]

Ugh, what time is it?

How long have I been sleeping? All I can remember is hanging out with Shanks-san at the bar... then I got some really tasty drinks after that nasty beer...

Um, has anyone seen my clothes?

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[killer_legguard]

It's a little past lunchtime, sir!

[dorarara]

Oh, so around noon then-

WHAT?

[killer_legguard]

Yes, sir. Is something wrong?

[dorarara]

I was supposed to do a morning shift over at the infirmary! I slept right though it!

They are not going to be happy with me...

[chasing_fury]

Had a little too much fun, did we?

[dorarara]

Ahahahaa... Yeah, I did.

[chasing_fury]

Whatever are we going to do with you?

[dorarara]

*Josuke is totally stuttering and blushing profusely.*

W-well, I know I'm not going to drink like that ever again. No way.

[south_is_colder]

BWA-hahahahahaaaa! Josuke, what's the matter? We were giving you weak stuff all night, and you still turn out like this?

In any case, maybe you should ask that pretty little thing you were chatting up about your clothes.~

[dorarara]

Whaat? I was talking to a girl last night and I don't even remember??

[south_is_colder]

Well, now, I never said it was a girl, did I?~

...ah-ha, I'm just kidding, Josuke-san. You got trashed pretty quickly, yammered on about something nobody could understand, then passed out. I took you back to your room after that, and I thought you were out cold, but I think you went out by yourself after that...

[dorarara]

HEY! >:(

R-really? Maybe I just wandered around town or something. I'll have to ask around.

...Thank you for a really cool night, Shanks-san. I know I got trashed, but I had a lot of fun.