a DomLando picspam, in Story Form.
Dom: Tee hee Orlando, I am going to be Very Bad today.
Orlando: Rilly?
Dom: See, I shall SMOKE.
Dom: And then I shall SHOP.
Orlando: Oh you naughty thing. Lookit all the bags.
Dom: Then I shall smoke AGAIN!
Dom: And I shall do Karate whilst I am smoking! HiYA!
Dom: *kaff* I may be smoking too much.
Dom: Now, I defy gravity!
Dom: And eat Dangerous Sashimi!
Dom: And...and...wear Too Many Sunglasses!
Orlando: Kinda stretchin' it a wee bit now, Sblomie.
Dom: Ooh, right, sorry. I'll hang out over here with Flight Jacket Guy and practice Looking Menacing.
Orlando: Much better.
Dom: Then I will test the 'No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service' policy at my local 7-11!
Orlando: Ooh, and I will go shirtless in solidarity!
Dom: I love you, Orli, despite the fact that you take advantage of any opportunity to remove your shirt. Except for this shirt, which clearly should have been left in the closet.
Orlando: Speaking of "in the closet", wanna go for a ride in my car? *wink*
Dom: You know I hate that car. It guzzles gas and kills the earth, you waster.
Orlando: Sorry, I meant this car.
Dom: I am not impressed.
Orlando: Piggyback ride, then?
Dom: squee! Off we go into the sunset.
