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[dori]

It smells like hamster ass in the bathroom here at work. Some combo of chewed wood and poo. I know my co-workers are an odd lot, but I didn't think any of them had a penchant for rodent play. Gross.

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you sure talk about pooh alot

[anonymous]

So what is the facination with pooh?
Maybe you should get a personal journal and a therapist.
Jeeeeeezzzz give the world break, your self absorbtion is intolerable.

Re: you sure talk about pooh alot

[dori]

Thank you for taking the time out of your life to read my journal. If you weren't an anonymous poster I'd add you to my friends list and you could read the 85 percent of it that you missed. I am so glad that you commented though. I will try from now on to focus on talking about other people and ruminating on obscure, serious subjects only. I will stop thinking about myself and begin reading other people's journals so I can help them to be better people. Thank you so much for reading my journal. I wish I could return the favor.

If you were indeed traumatized by a reference to fecal matter though, I would check in to the Freudian school of thought. If you're not okay with this very natural function of your body you need to address potential traumas that occured in the anal stage of development. But then again, perhaps you don't poo, or your poo doesn't stink, in which case I congratulate you thoroughly. You should enlighten the world and share your methods.