Tu madre trabaja en la esquina!

[dorian_rhea]

I'm procrastinating. I don't want to finish this stupid paper. I know it's only five pages, but I've been spoiled on not writing a paper in a year, so I feel like I've forgotten how. My cousin comes back from Japan tomorrow. It's going to be weird - he's like 75 lbs lighter and has shaggy, long hair. I mean, I'm ten lbs lighter and have some

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[anonymous]

Not all philosophical arguments are bullshit. But in the hands of bullshitters, all things are bullshit.

Why are you worried about how you stack up to your cousin? Be proud of yourself Jared--you've done pretty well for yourself.

Paper writing blows. I've been working on this one for...three days now. 2.5-3 more pages, and I'm done.

BTW, in the biz (that is, those of us who take classes that require multiple LONG papers a couple of times a term) we don't call it "procrastination"...we call it "embracing our writing process." Makes it sound so much better.

At any rate, good luck with yours--bb

[blondie007]

Seriously...I thought that changing my major from English to Psychology would get me away from papers. I was so wrong.

Just so you know, I pretty much hate you Jared. I will trade you your 5 page spanish paper for all of my papers I wrote this semester. I think I could find 5 pages worth of spanish inside of me somewhere.

And Alan comes home on FRIDAY!! He doesn't have any hair. But he does have a pretty hot military body...so that cancels out the hair thing. I'm sure you wanted to know that though.

And you will be partying with us on Saturday. Just so you know. Sundays at Metro=Hungover Bitchyness. Embrace it.

[blondie007]

I could answer that for you...but I won't. I'm not even going to go there :)