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[dorian_rhea]

My ass is so fucking suburned that I can't sit down. So I am laying on my stomach wearing a pair of sweatpants trying to resist the urge to waddle to the kitchen (since it phsyically hurts to walk) and cutting my asscheeks off with a butcher knife.

Comments

[jamierose85]

Wouldn't that be more painful? I mean, let's think about this: first of all you have to grip the burned skin and cut into meat, and then that has to heal over. Get some sort of sunburn spray with, like, novocaine. (That is the right ingredient, isn't it?) I hear it's pretty good. =P

[thisgirliknew]

too much time in the tanning bed...??

[black_bean007]

I always knew you had one hot piece of ass :)