sex is like the limbo dance
stick you hand right down his pants
grab his dick and hold on tight
till his pimp juice comes out white

hehe good times frosh year in veggie berger's class.

uhhh so things are crazy around here, huh?

I am really happy amy is home. this morning was so fun. I feel like i should be stressed about something but since I dont know what it is, i dont really care. Oh, and i got my prom dress yesterday. it was only $80. I was excited. i look really hawt and its so pretty, AND SPARKLIE!

yep.

AMY FUCKING COMES HOME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOSH I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!! PARTY TIME!!

so not only can my dad barely talk, barely do anything as it is, but now he has a broken arm so i really have a lot of shit to do around the house. its gay. i cannot waaaaaait till this shit is over and done with.

this week has been pretty sweet tho.

so tonight me and matt went and played some lazer tag. yea i was the only girl out of 11 people and i had the high score. by 78 points. yea. i rock. and they were boys from ages 12-27. i am so dominant. i kicked all their asses ( Read more... )

my boyfrind is sweet.
he lets me pick the movies we see.
and he'll go shoe shopping with me.

i didnt mean for that to rhyme.

i miss amy

but i like hanging with my boyfriend.

and claire is sweet.

yesterday + matt = good time!! :)

the play was cute. everyone did a good job. i was entertained.

so i had fun at work today and i got to hang out with amy all day. we had a lot of fun! gobba, raffel, gggrlbrlbrrlbgglrb. yea.

why did hitler kill himself?
he saw his gas bill.

p.s. happy st. patty's day. drink green beer. lots of it.