12th of 15 for length. Have you ever heard the expression "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."? The first person who ever said that, said it to an earlier incarnation of me. And then he killed me. Which is why I'm me and not him. Which is good. Who would want to be him when you could be me? I'm not at all bothered by it in reality, just to be ( Read more... )

“Drop dead, it doesn’t matter,” she said ( Read more... )

Thursday night I went out to get food from the vending machine at two in the morning. I ran into Stephen in the lounge. He asked me what was up. "Life back home is a soap opera." Well it ain't a soap opera anymore. And I have absolutely no idea what to do ( Read more... )

"I met a frenchman in a field last night ( Read more... )

Let's see. What's happening in my life? 11 days of college left this semester. V is going to call C (not chantal) and ask her out. We'll have to see how that goes. Wish him luck. The guy deserves it. Even if he needs better taste in women. Well, I guess not everyone can have the superior taste in members of the opposite sex that I do ( Read more... )

I think not.
Cornell Opinion PieceFor those of you who don't bother clicking on the link, I have exerpts ( Read more... )

It was perfectly legal for a husband in Athens to kill another man if he found him sleeping with his wife. One had to be surprised by the unfaithfulness of ones wife though. If it could be proved you lured the man into sleeping with your wife to have an excuse to kill him (which apparently happened a lot), then you were still charged with murder ( Read more... )

Ryan gave her a promise ring yesterday. So what do I say to him? What can I do?

There are lots of different kinds of guts. My personal specialty was always keeping myself from backing down if I could convince myself to do something in the first place. Especially involving women. Calling a woman for the first time. The first kiss. Or (on a different, and less rewarding, note) standing in line outside a strip club without ( Read more... )

S: "He's the conventionally attractive, athletic, confident, completely non-neurotic, WASP version of me ( Read more... )