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Old Journal entries i found in old journals that amused me.
Subject: HEYYYY its your favorite person.... [06 Feb 2004|10:36am]
WADDUPPPP people..yeah this is grace and kelsy is sitting right next to me..and were listening to 98 degrees because we are jus that DAMN cool! yeah so we dont have school today because of conferences soo..last night kelsy came to pick me up at my house and we went to lowes to get paint for her room..of course we are standing there getting the paint mixed and a song by DIDO comes on..so kelsy decides shes going to scream..DILDO!! and a look of horror flashed across her fathers face haha and she ran away and hid with the door nobs..and the people at the counter were laughing at her..sadly enough..the song..yeah it deffinatly wasnt even by dido..but its ok we learn to except kelsy for who she is..THENN we go up to pay for the paint and kelsys dad decides hes going to smell the paint..and everyone looked at us..and then we get up to pay and there is a lady working with a mullet in a hair net named HANK and so she asked for his number for the computer and typed it in wrong..and she goes its ok I wasnt going to call you anyways and her dads like..ohh too bad! you know how gross that is! shes like 90 anyways..so then we get in the car and go to blockbuster and he does donuts in the parking lot and when we get in the car he was like yeah the one thing i never did was smoke ciggarettes and so kelsys like SO YOU SMOKED WEED!? and hes like i didnt say that...i just said i never smoked ciggarettes..so yeah we think thats where kelsy gets her stonerness...sad but true..THEENNNN we get into the driveway and kelsy sais she need a new tv..so her dad is like yeah all of your friends must think its small and kelsy is like yeah..they go "YOUU HAVE A SMALL TV! THAT MUST MEAN YOUR DAD HAS A SMALL PACKAGE!" yeah odd expiriences with the nagle family and then mr. nagle thinks i like some bob kid who shaves his legs and goes tanning because of kelsys FABULOUS stories..oh and according to kelsy when your 14 and 15 you only hold hands shes like DAD I SWEAR! thats all we do! haha it was great..i wanted to burst out laughing but i kept it cool..so yeah grace..thats me incase you didnt know im mad at stupid people..did you know that last night i told kelsy boys should never have been made..only semen and she goes..SAILORS!? yeah kels..sailors haha god but that is true..minus the whole sailor thing..IM BECOMING A NUN!!!
07:31 pm] Saturday, September 13, 2003
ahh tonight was a fun asssss night man...haha im at ali's & its 2:54 am & every1 fell asleep and im WIDE awake and fucking bored! so we went to the sv game and saw some ppl and sean got pissseed at me... and then i saw BEN and he picked me up over his head and i screamed..it was scawey! and then we were ALL(like 7 people) in the back of ali's moms durango in the truck and a cop drove right past us and they didnt even notice it was great. and then we went to the the in & out mart to get food and then we came back here and watched jerry springer w. ali's mom and tht was HILARIOUS! hahaha grace and emily are like dead on the couch!! but im WIDE awake still and its 2:56!! man i think its later! hold up i wanna go check the other clock! DAMMIT I KNEW IT WAS LATER THAN 3 ITS 4 AM!! well later kyle tried to wrestle me (( ali's brothers friend whos a junior)) AND I WON!! haha.. and then we umm ummmm ummmm went outside for a while and then we came home and there were like 4 guys(once agian her brother friends) here and ali was like i wanna do u and u and u and deffinatly u and it was hilarious and then naomi called and she was sad, we were gunna walk like 2 miles to her house but sum ppl didnt want to and then we were gunna go to matt's house to hang out w. him cus ali and kayla wanted to but we didnt and plus it was like at 1230 and then we came home and like me and chase and ali and kalya and kyle and we found a bucket and put it in the middle of the street and watched cars run oveer it and the damn bucket got stuck under a car and me and kayla were hiding behind a rock and they heard us and they were yelling at us and SHIT! i left my flashlight outside! dammit! and then 3 outta 5 of the boys left and at this point ali was OUTTA IT it was soooo fucking funny i almost pissed my pants like 3000 times! and then me and kayla were on the couch and like kyle jumped on us and then so did emily and grace and chase and it was hilarious and then i was giving every1 piggy back rides and then i got on kyles shoulders and i knocked a picture down and i smacked my head on a door and he was carrying me around everywhere and it was cool but then i was on his back and kayla jumped on us and knocked us down and then ummm ali was stonned and taht was so fucking funny she was walking around in her underwear and it was soo amusing and then the guys left and i was like woo!!! party time so we made spaghetti and ummmmmm PANKAKES!! 0000 I SAW CRYSTAL AND HER PINK HAIR TODAY AND IT WAS SOOO COOL! OO AND I KIKED GRACES AND CHASES ASS IN TONY HAWK!!! =) dude i think kayla and umm ali are awake so im gunna go piss them off!! love ya!! and its like 412 in the fucking morning!! woooo! I LOVE U JEFF!!
haha how times have changed..haha. sry that amused me...alot
dancing in the moooon light....* [May. 22nd, 2004|10:20 am]
Aw Formal for Mccord was last night. it was like unbelieveable. Only like 60 people showed up but seriously thats their fault. i dont know why someone would not want to go. it was so fun. but omg like no1 would dance in the begining so me and kelsey & Naomi & Gracie & Mel & EmmA & Emily & Emily & Kayla and & Liz & Jerine- (you guys are great i love you all!) started dancing and finally everyone else joined in but alot of people were jus standing there. i was like ahhh grow up. i kept my heels on unlike everyone else too. It was so much fun dressing up in GORGEOUS dresses. everyone (but a few people) looked adorable. i got SO many pics before it and ill post them soon so u can see us all sexy. everyone got their hair done and me and grace SO had the same hair but it was cute. I felt so pretty. everyone was like u look so cute and pretty ect. i felt loved. but it was sad when it was over...it went by so fast. thats our last dance at mccord..its kinda sad..but i had all my ladies with me and we had fun. i kinda dont wanna leave next year but i kinda do.
after it was over my dad came and picked us up and we changed into scrubs(hell we were hot in scrubs with our hair and makeup all done) but yeah and then we went out to party with Dean & Ryan & Nick & L & Manish & Dom and um.. Andy and other people. I wished Jon was there though. i missed him so much.
after we partied Kelseys brother came and picked up seven girls in this lil car it was SO funny. but then some of us crashed at Kelseys and that was really fun. i heart her. and we all slept in her living room and i slept inbetween em and mel and i guess i cuddle when i sleep cus like alot of ppl say that. but iguess me and mel were really close and she had to like peel her self off of me lmao. and i was drooling on her. i drool when i sleep lmao.
when we woke up we hung out and then Me & Grace walked a distance to Nautica which is like accross the street from the quarry b/c thats where her daddy was picking us up and i ordered an itlain soda BUT IT DID NOT TASTE LIKE ONE!
Date Unknown. Softball shit, oh the day i forever injured myback
ahhhh I jus got home from softball and im in SO much pain. I dont know what i did but i fucked up my back and continued to play and thought it wasnt that bad but then kayla threw it over my head and i ran back to get it and went to throw it to her and my foot slipped on the wet grass and screwed up my back even more. BUT THAT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF THE FUCKING GIRLS SHOWED UP FOR PRACTICE (i would not have to ran out into the outfield area cus today we didnt have an outfield) ugh we have 15 girls and how many showed up? 6 outta 15! SAD HUH! ugh they were ALL at festirama or jus too lazy to come to a saturday practice. its not like it was at 9 am it was at fucking two! and a chick named raylyln didnt go CUS HER BOYFRIEND WAS OVER! ugh. i was so pissed. it wasnt even funny and i still am.
My Softball Story: Date Unknown
well two years ago i hated my team & hated being on it cus it was worthless n boring( cus the coach only coached cus his daughter was like 200+ lbs and could get any playing time) so i jus sat at second base & everytime the other team was batting right b4 they swung i would scream something random & it broke their concentration they missed and it worked everytime and one time i thought it would jus be hilarious if i screamed ufo and pointed to the sky ( cus hey i was bored and i had to entertain myself sum how) and i did and the girl was so stupid she like threw down her bat and like looked up really fast n the look on her face was like priceless and she was like HEY THERES NO UFO OUT THERE it was hilarrrrious
...well maybe you jus had to be there....
Converstations. Random Dates
Auto response from MiNi MeTrE 23: xoTheGreatestxo: i would not let u be burried i would put u in a box in my room so i could hang out with u everyday and talk to u
MiNi MeTrE 23: hahahahahahahah thats sick!!
xoTheGreatestxo: and we could play dress up
--ha omg...kelsy would keep me in her room and play with me if i died..weird eh? lol i LOVE YOU KELSY LYNN NAGLE!--
am mondo rad: ok i hate you and you hate me. call me!
xoTheGreatestxo: i cant!
xoTheGreatestxo: ur mom blocked my # remember!
i am mondo rad: retard- i was trying to be ben.
xoTheGreatestxo: oh
i am mondo rad: i love you man you're so stupid. <-- hahaa blonde moment!
i am mondo rad: i have my hair in these braids and i look like a swiss miss.
xoTheGreatestxo: whats a swiss miss? like pudding?
xoTheGreatestxo: naomi why would u wanna look like pudding
i am mondo rad: because. pudding is nice and cuddly and sweet and fun to fling at people and pudding will always be your friend. until you eat it.
xoTheGreatestxo: lmao...so ur gunna be my friend til i eat u?
i am mondo rad: no.
i am mondo rad: well yes.
i am mondo rad: but no
MTrain 426: anus was speaking muck muck to the old guy and he yelled at him and told him to learn english
xoTheGreatestxo: so ur dad jus randomly threw silverware at u while u guys were eating at olive garden?
coolbluemonkey7: yeah man
coolbluemonkey7: hes crazy then i was telling my mom about various episodes of richie rich and she thought i was stoned
xoTheGreatestxo: you see a shrink?
soonIwillbegone6: yeah cus of that kelsy nagle girl that played me and everything
coolbluemonkey7: they are all so stuck up and stupid and i have nothing better to do than switch boyfriends every two weeks and confess their "love" to one another <-- how mccord rolls yo.
MiNi MeTrE 23: hahaha when she read the ghetto booty thing, she's like yep kelsy's got one of those
MiNi MeTrE 23: so its good to know my moms checking out your ass
Old school journal sites that amuse me-
http://www.livejournal.com/users/xoxotheluckiest/ SPRING O4
http://www.blurty.com/users/skankaliiicious/ WINTER 04
http://www.livejournal.com/users/forever_xoxo/ SPRING 04
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xothegreatestxo
WINTER03
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sexcbeast OLD SCHOOL LIKE SUMMER OF 03