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Last time Anne got knocked up by a very cute albeit eyeless boy named Terbium made by thealicecat
Ah-ha! I see that Ferdinand finally lured you into his bed, Carrot Stick!
no more pretending you don't like it.
even though Samuel was born blind and is now incredibly spotty, he leads a happy life.
why thank you pop up, giving me something to look forward to!
Ned by gheez sticks around a lot to play with the puppies if nothing else, though he DOES have some chemistry with Anne.
Look, another death that I missed.
and is that all a guy gets for slipping into the bed of another man? cheaper than I expected.
Saga popped in to say goodbye to the departed.
and here's the graveyard now! it has Rutabega, Embla's golden grilled cheese grave, and Ferdinand.
Eir: My teenage daughter is pregnant, my father just died, what is happening to my life?!
I guess that inheritance money, however scant, got the blood pumping.
yeah, that's kind of how I feel about it too, Anne.
and I also feel like why the heck aren't there any nice teen maternity clothes, do you think that Jayme Lynn Spears/Bristol Palin would settle for less? oh..well wait.
this is just to show you that old people have no fashion sense, least of which in the sims, and to say AHOY THERE, LAND AHEAD. (oh wait, that's Anne's stomach.)
Carrot Stick: did I ever tell you about my career as a criminal in my younger days?
Samuel: living the amish life is no fun! =D
Eir: so, did you hear that our daughter is pregnant?
Carrot Stick: well, I guess she's out of luck with this salmon we're having for dinner then isn't she?
Anne: mmm salmon
Eir: don't you know that salmon contains high levels of mercury that should be avoided during pregnancy? not only are you a slut, but you have no concern for the life within you! -wail-
Eir: I'm worried about the state of the fetus! not only is she ingesting foods that are high in mercury but her baby bump is now invisible!
Samuel Viking! and he grows up into..an outfit that looks a lot like what his father may have worn.
since he's a teen now I thought I could send him out on the town for a night away from the country life.
and this is his makeover, snazzy, huh?
Miriam by bondchick_nett
This is a sexy sim made by rhiannon_alexis nameeed Juneiper if I'm not completely mistaken.
Mary by pinkposeysims
Ecko by jbruntz
Yes, I see you trying to steal your sisters thunder.
she's cooking a baby and you caught a catfish, you tricky little devil.
Eliza by needlecream
who isn't interested in Samuel telling her all about the sweet sweet delicacy that is his love making.
move on, Sam, she isn't having it.
it's okay bb, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Dwight by stakeit_uk who is in my other legacy!
ah, yes, yes she is.
go after her if you want that booty!
Adult Platinum by thealicecat
I have two Platinums in my hood because when I was trying to townify the teen one she glitched so I figured she was fucked, and made this adult one, but she wasn't and now I have two.
Marc by radiationpoison
I was very tempted to make one of these the teaser, look at that! it's a circle of people watching a teenage girl give birth on a beach!
Freyan by gheez Freya by simsforaranya Jinnee by chitina_sims
I named her after the song I was listening to because I resent her existence and wasn't thinking of a naming theme or keeping her around.
freckly, brown hair, no eyes. (I'm going to change them to green, and her dads, when I get around to it.)
Officer Fabio returns! and so does the use of electronics and lights and everything that is good in the world.
yes, she is cute.
you were our butler, not our friend, and you wouldn't even give it up to her.
why so blue, panda bear? you are a buffet of manliness.
and THIS is teenage Platinum by thealicecat
he brought her home, they have two bolts, and he's a romance sim.
-squee- I love you, Samuel. but if you make heir, I'm going to have to give your girlfriend a makeover if you want her to be the mother of your children, girl looks trashy.
you were so close, Eir!
I told you, buffet of manliness.
she can get her job back now but its a lame position.
YES WAY TO GO SAM.
ah, the sweet smell of...what was that? a dream date.
this is his LTW, by the way.
a lot easier than his sisters.
that means you, Sam.
yes, pretty lady, please.
-tickles Samuels chin-
Annabelle grew up.
she's cute, but probably a complete clone of her dad.
and this is Anne, in her adult form!
no, I didn't give her a makeover, I kicked her out, because I didn't want her to be in the middle of adulthood like Eir was if she does get to be heir.
I tried to send Annabelle with her but she glitched every time and it was a pain in the ass, so she stayed.
what a nice uncle, changing his sisters baby.
but does she remind anyone else of a little rabbit?
and then he brought this home!
Cassie Roberts by leenyland who I'm sorry to say wasn't cheesing for the camera.
I seriously had never seen this before a few weeks ago and now I have two in game with this stupid shit!
get it, baby.
I delayed as long as possible because I didn't want my game crashing.
GET IT.
just hauntin'
Platinum: did you know that I was nominated for an AVN award?! you can google me.
who then wandered around the family home in her panties.
Platinum: google me, guys!