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*so I realize that this says the Ouroboros Legacy, but that's because I made the teaser in a hurry and wasn't thinking, it's really a ROUND ROBIN.
Well hello there! by happy chance I've ended up with the eleventh generation of the Ouroboros legacy! which I always feel like I'm spelling wrong, so if I happen to, you know, disregard it.
Fenchurch Ouroboros was voted most likely to succeed at this legacy, and as such, she has come to settle in Robinville!
well, actually she won by one vote, but who cares? she won and that's all that matters.
since this isn't a pixeltrade legacy, and I haven't played a regular legacy in an age and a half, I'm scammin' on anything that walks by, the first of which happens to be this lovely teenager delivering our paper.
she also seems to be heavily drugged, she didn't open her eyes at any point.
With the money that Fenchurch had to her name, a whole 20 grand, we built this lovely little home and then I proceeded to paint it different colors on top and bottom, which I only noticed after I took this photo.
don't worry, I fixed it afterword.
the lovely kitchen, which really is lovely thanks to this cheap CC set that I hadn't used before this.
a slightly grungy looking bathroom, which..looks a little better than mine.
and welcome to Satan's asshole err I mean a bad valentines day card no no, wait, it's Fen's love den!
Fen is an equal opportunity employer, which will hopefully make it easier to find her a baby maker in this town.
the second person we see is the garden club lady, who isn't ugly, but also has no attraction with Fen.
well hello there!
and a townie with a bad hair texture.
Apparently bad hair textures are something that get Fen's engine going, toot toot!
This girl is actually really sexy, besides her crazy eyes. her name is Magnolia.
like I said, she doesn't discriminate.
and a waiter that looks like he might need a hairnet.
you like Fen's matronly makeover? I gave it to her 'cause she's a family sim. and since I didn't know what her original LTW was..her new one blows. it's to raise 20 puppies or kittens.
her social bar was fast plummeting, but she wasn't socializing with anyone!
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!
sorry, I had to.
this is the face of lust. it's also the face of a mad cat.
I sent her to the lost in love maze next, because she only had 1 bolt with all the people she scoped out at the club.
do you see a trend here? they all have matching bathing suits.
She had two bolts with him, so I sent her to chat him up but he was swimming =[
Fen: Holla Daddy!
in cases of extreme attraction, plates often stick to appendages, if this happens for longer than six hours please contact your doctor.
and here's Ezra!
the lot started lagging, and this is why! she's grandma chic.
this seems to happen a lot to my legacy heirs, but you know, what's a new house without a fire to christen it?
sure, you could say that.
Ezra: she smells like bigfoots dick! this was a mistake.
however, no one can resist the power of a warm shower and a clean shave.
ah, young love. except they aren't in love, they aren't even crushing on eachother, or friends.
I figured she needed a job, so she got the highest paying one in the paper that day, in intelligence!
bankin'!
oh, it's a pleasure now? last night you said it couldn't hurt. I see what you men want.
and here he is in the daylight. I regret nothing.
k..well maybe I do now.
there are several things that you may have noticed about these photos, one is that we got a new fridge, because the other one didn't have leftover capabilities.
no, but really, she's sleeping in her food..already.
I guess that's why.
well, that's incredibly unfortunate because we just can't afford that, she can go anyway.
and go she did!
she asked him to move in, but they weren't even friends. I guess he thought that she was moving to fast, fetus or no.
this may or may not be the look of major regret.
that looks painful!
The baby with shaken baby syndrome is a boy named Fawkes, he has all of Fen's genetics unsurprisingly, but I did use the batbox to reroll before he was born!
oh, and since babies have to have a name theme, I decided on the names of phoenixes...from..uh, anything.
for one because I googled ouroboros because I didn't know what it meant and wikipedia told me this
"The Ouroboros often represents self-reflexivity or cyclicality, especially in the sense of something constantly re-creating itself, the eternal return, and other things perceived as cycles that begin anew as soon as they end"
SO BECAUSE I AM UNORIGINAL I WANTED PHOENIXES. and those of you that have read/watched Harry Potter know that Fawkes is Dumbledore's phoenix who just so happens to be all kinds of awesome.