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Last time Batali Viking was voted heir and took on his position as the fifth sim and second male to lead the Viking family.
I also rolled a new challenge for the week, which happened to be an ISBI challenge, Batali is my designated sim to control for the week and when we left off it was about two days in.
in other news, he also fell in love with Cassie Roberts by leenyland, just to catch you up on the happenings.
oh, and I was able to link this account to my main email, so yay for faster comment replies!
look, it's just a little fluff to start you out on this update, because there isn't a lot of sweetness today, just warning you.
something that happened right before I closed my game last time and didn't cap was that I was feeling like punishing myself, and I let Cassie move in, she brought in about 6k.
what can I say, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Lauren: Congratulations on dying, mom, it must be awesome on the other side!
I panned away for one reason or another and came back to this, I don't play with sound, so..well, I was helpless to stop it anyway.
that's entirely too much grilled cheese for five people!
Platinum: how about I smush this bubbling hot lava cheese all over her skanky face?
somehow some caps got saved out of order..I don't know.
but here's some WTF for you.
Platinum: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
who else doesn't think this'll end well?
Platinum: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?!
Cassie: What the french toast?! =D
this is when hell opened it's fiery gates and spewed forth a stream of vile, evil, putrid hate.
like I told you, I doubt anything ends well in this update.
Lauren: -seethes-
this is all that happened for a few hours, people attacking each other, slapping, pushing, making out, all of the best things in sim life, really.
this may be my first set of enemies in game, I'm so excited!
Cassie's evil knows no bounds, falling in love with Batali's grandpa and then putting the moves on him.
a narrow beam of light, Batali's dream job finally had an opening! which means the idiots will be left alone for a while..this may not end well.
Embla, Olive and Carrot Stick.
I'm sure they're all sickened by what they see here.
I know the walls are down, but that was the only way to take a photo of this.
Cassie surrounded by growling women, while her lover sleeps in a bunk bed overlooked by kitty cat wall lamp lords.
first day on the job: success!
well, I guess Samuel must be the proud owner of a pos-t-vac, at his age, two women could be a chore.
Platinum: Pickle you - kumquat!
Kitty Lamps: 0.0
Lauren has managed to go to work, even though I haven't controlled her. I guess she has to get out her rage somewhere other than home occasionally.
like I said...not good.
Platinum wins every one of these fights.
well, now that's surprising.
I guess being on the other side taught Platinum how whoop some hiney.
-holds breath-
well, that's one way of looking at it.
thankfully, the doctor was in.
that's not what your grandpa said.
since Cassie is an evil sorceress..I decided to look into other options.
Amalya by anuvi looks considerably less like Marge Simpson after a makeover, she's quite cute!
at this point I had been watching Sister Wives on TLC every week since it came on, so I was considering polygamy as a viable option.
Samuel: He's just like me! =D
Batali: you can fall in love with my grandpa, beat my grandma and walk all over our relationship, but you DO NOT clog my toilet.
at this point it was about Platinum: 5 and Cassie: 0
why thank you, clever dolphin.
I didn't edit this, it'll probably be deleted by the tight ass that is photobucket.
I nearly missed it all together.
but the thing that stands out at me in this photo? wallpaper makes the owl look like it has wee little blue wings.
it seems that Samuel liked his kids a lot more than Platinum did.
losing them both on the same night? =[
another pretty grave! scooooore.
and another boring one.
even though Samuel was betrayed by his grandpa, he still cried quite a lot.
Batali had a want to buy a robot making station, and since I've been hankering for a servo for quite a while..and never had one..
and in her mothers absence, Lauren has taken up the ass kicking.
I didn't know Cassie was a family sim until then, I thought she was just evil.
she stood there for a good two or three hours with Caramel on the beach, complaining about her impending doom, but didn't make a move to feed herself.
sidenote: I really like these sleep pants, but uh..it'd be awesome without the slippers, no one sleeps in slippers, and a less dirty shirt.
when she finally did decide to amble on into the house and make herself food, this happened.
I only feel remorse for the fact that uh, I need some heirs for my next generation.
you like my naming scheme, don't you?
that's Lauren standing by, probably giggling at Cassie's mental breakdown, though I'm not sure how losing the baby made her slip into aspiration failure...
though obviously, Lauren has no room to talk, Mr.Cuppy is her best friend, these days.
Aha! at least someone has done something productive today.
I do sort of feel bad for Cassie, even though she's a twat.
I guess she numbs herself to the pain by having lots of sex with her true loves grandson, that's not weird at all.
Caramel, could you not have found a better place to relieve yourself? that's Olive's grave!
this is screencap 69, just sayin'.
and Lauren brought home Juneiper by rhiannon_alexis
Cassie: have I introduced you to my daughter, Saquette? yes, she is quite cute, we're hoping to have six.
Juneiper: I think you need a hug
Cassie: Saquette is at a very crucial age, I can't risk exposing her to outside germs!
and thus ends the insanity, at least, the insanity that I can't control.
and it seems like we've been fertilized again.
hitting a pregnant woman? that's just wrong!
alright, there's two points of this photo, one is that gosh darnit, even though Cassie is evil..I'm really thinking she's gorgeous.
and the second is that she's the first sim I've ever seen have a nightmare.
and the train just keeps on chuggin' CHOO CHOO.
B is for Baby, and Batali, and it's Batali's Baby!
chugga chugga choo choo!
I decided that since Cassie was visibly knocked up it was time to tie the knot, since she's pretty and they have two bolts, and uhh...I guess that's it.
but Cassie keeps running away from the redemption I want to give her, WHY IS SHE SO COLD HEARTED?!
(stinky dog is stinky.)
double pop!
this excites me, I want that servo!
this is a bit saddening, because Lauren is old, and she grew up crappily, and she may not ever get her LTW 'cause she's sucked at her job so far. maybe I can use the elixer of life or something.
Batali: I have created liiiiiife bwahahahah
(this is my first robot of any kind, so while this may be dull to most/some of you, it's suuuper exciting to me)
Hey Cassie, and Cassie's gaping belly button!
first birth of the generation, ARE YOU PSYCHED?!
it's a boy, I think he has his moms eyes, blond hair, and a geneticized pooklet skin, which I'm fairly sure is the same one Jay from last generation wore.
Sidenote:
I have Jay, Alannah and Agostino all packaged up, I just..you know. have to make preview photos for them, and I'm lazy, I'm sorry! if anyone wants to get them anyway you can raid my box account or something.