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Here, have some Neptune, he's pimply..but he's still sexy.
I'll admit something to you: I really like Phorcys, his lips make me quiver.
two cats and two dogs? yes, there is chaos, would you like some? I also redecorated this room.
Neptune: look at this loser!
Phorcys: -seethes-
Proteus got a job in his dream track, so yay? except I doubt he wins heir, sorry bro.
I can't really think of why I took this, except to say that Apricot is soooo cute and happy.
Victoire by simmytizzy is a big hit with Nereus, yes, still.
she also has a nose on her which is something I like in my sims, what a cutie.
however, I thought a makeover would be better because that hair was making her look a little weird, but Nereus is full of fail and made her look even weirder.
We have lift off! she's much prettier now.
apparently Nereus thought that after her makeover she was so sexy that losing his virginity to her was the best thing to do.
Cassie retires from her long and not very fulfilling life as a nurse, because she's old and that isn't her LTW, she actually wanted to marry off six kids...but since she doesn't have six...
she just hangs out all day and plays hacky sack with her many teenage sons/step sons..except that they don't show as being related to her in her relationship panel (Dido's kids, I mean.)
Look, it's Caspian Peverell! and he's still hott and his legacy is still unfinished!
Apricot appreciates our public service people.
my sims don't get a lot of love letters, don't judge me and my spam.
autonomous couch jumping? super cute.
Natasha by sims_by_izza stopped by..forcefully..with my magic lamp..because she's cute and Neptune needed love!
except that they sat there for a few hours and agreed on precisely..nothing.
I'm pretty sure I failed last weeks challenge since I rolled that mowgli one and then I moved out the only toddler in the house.
Dwight by stakeit_uk stopped by, because he's Caspian's dad, and because I invited Caspian inside, and I guess he thought that meant that he was invited over by default.
apparently getting along is meaningless to Neptune, all he wants is that tootie.
I said no to both of these things, mostly because I really just wanted to get these kids grown up because I was tired of SO MANY BOYS.
this is for you, and you're welcome.
woo more money that I have nothing to do with!
Sigrid by bondchick_nett comes over to fondle Phorcys, and I don't blame her.
HAY GURL HAY
there's a lot of acne going around, like a disease.
isn't she so pretty?! I love her, I want to see her babies.
Phorcys agrees, even though he just hit it.
Yes! Batali finally got to the top of his career, and I'm so happy for him because his mother failed miserably at getting to the top of the career she wanted!
Uhh, it's really hard to spend 3k+ a day on lawn ornaments..really hard.
ugh, why couldn't you be Phorcys?!
ADULT NEPTUNE IS SUPER HOTT!
Polaris by engram_au decided to stop by for the non festivities.
and I want to be inside of you, Neptune, but you've got to leave this house so you don't age, k?
is it just me or is this inappropriate? Mango apparently thinks it is, enough so to vomit all over.
and Batali retires, partly because he's old and finished his goal and partly because he makes less money that way and maybe I can spend that much every day?
I dislike this quality about Seaweed, he is a douchebag and pees all over everything, including old couples who are making out.
it didn't ruin the mood, regardless.
and of course, since I replaced the wannabe whomping willow it decided to get struck by lightning.
Phorcys, why must you be so cute?!
there is so much sexual tension in this house, seriously, there are too many balls.
Phorcys doesn't care how horny you are, DO NOT MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC, unless you are him.
I just took this because I liked the hair animation, enjoy.
and I took this to show you my new awesome default towel replacements.
and this robot can supposedly take down intruders? I've never seen it work and it took a long time for Batali to finish, but I'm excited for the prospect of it beating up a sim.
more couch jumping, different sim.
this scares me, she's entirely too tan and her eyebrows are suuuuper light.
it scares Nereus, too.
Phorcys isn't scare of anything!
and it was at this point I grew up the remaining kids, they were only two/three days away anyway and I was getting antsy.
before you vote head on over and snag your favorite Vikings, these boys have all been added!
So let me know who should be heir, but if Triton wins I will be severely disappointed.
Poll Who shall lead us into the sixth generation?!