Your carbon footprint

[dorkboysayswhat]

It's a proven fact that human carbon emissions aren't comparable in scale or impact to that of natural factors, such as volcanoes. Therefore, I will be eating red meat, turning the air conditioner up to full, and starting coal-and-dung fires for the happy, giddy thrill of it. I'll still come out carbon neutral

Comments

[xulong]

how can you be such a republican

[dorkboysayswhat]

It's so, so easy. You just have to accept that CO2 is the single clause of global warming and that volcano deities exist. Go on, try it. It's fun!

[xulong]

I don't believe in global warming

[dorkboysayswhat]

I don't even believe in globes.