I had these saved on my phone in notepad, but the list was getting long so I put them here for safe-keeping. There are so many, but these are my favorites.
» 3/7/2010 5:14:41 PM
Me: haha um I think I'm just finally status quo. homeostatic?
LJ: Yea I think. Homeostasistical. I could go all day.
Me: homeostasational
LJ: Homeostasificent
Me: homeoimmakickyourass: )
LJ: Homeosupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Me: homeo. homeo. where for art thou homeo?
LJ: HAHAHA! Good one. Wher all mah homeos at??
Me: PM naah cliche man. homeoduuukeennn
LJ: Hahah. I kno I kno. Homeomehamehaaaa!!
Me: haha I like that one. homeo met your mother?
LJ: That was homeo-. Wait for it. Wait for. -dary!
Me: dude homeodary. I like that.
LJ: That was homeo-. Wait for it. Wait for or I just might lose the equilibrium. -dary!
Me: nice save
LJ: No prob. Just trying to keep the bromeostasis going.
Me: bromeostasis code?
LJ: Rule one: bromeos will always move from a place of higher concentration to lower concentration.
Me: rule two: bromeos will not allow outside bacterihos into the bromehome
LJ: Thru dat. Bromeos before bacteriahoes.
LJ: Wait. Hold on. Rule three: when a bromeo is in the opposite side of a cell membrane, he must still act as the wingman of his fellow bromeos. Ther, I'm done.
» 4/3/2010 12:16:45 AM
Me: thanks limlagann.
LJ: Welcome kirstie. I tried 5min to come up with a pun. Ur name is too unique.
» 4/12/2010 8:01:17 PM
Me: mine right now. my chest hurts.
LJ: Chest pain r/t too much fun with bf. ; D
» 6/14/2010 6:15:46 PM
LJ: Thanks love. O and guess wat?
Me: are we taking over the world?
LJ: Nope. I love you.
» Drive aao x3 and safely.
» I'm at my limit in not-seeing-you-in-a-while.
» Can I see u tomoro? I miss u o so much.
» 4/26/2010 7:29:35 PM Happy anniversary luv. And it was pleasure for those 3 weeks and will continue to be for a while. If that's ok with u that is.
» 5/8/2010 11:07:41 PM Agreed. Best two days with the best girl I've ever met. Dream of me. <3
» 5/22/2010 5:23:23 PM Central park is really beautiful today. I really wish u we're here with me.
» 8/5/2010 12:11 PM I'll wait forever for u. Take ur time.