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Ten things I wish I could say to people:
10. CALM the fuck down.
9. I'm sorry if it seems like I'm trying to mom you, but I just want you to be happy.
8. Are you sure you shouldn't go back on your meds? It makes life so much easier.
7. I love you hardcore, but you're judgmental and opinionated. Please stop trying to be the boss of us. <3
6. I'm sure you're a little disappointed, but I'm pretty happy.
5. I'm sorry I was an immature jerk and didn't invite you to my graduation party, but seriously? Stop suing Grandpa. Thanks for not slipping or spilling hot cider on yourself at the wedding and suing us. I was worried. It wasn't my idea to invite you. Actually, I'm not sorry and I am sorry I'll probably have to deal with you when grandma and grandpa pass away. Please don't contest the will.
4. I'm sorry if being cold hurts you guys. I didn't mean that and I hope you are both happy in life. I just don't like dealing with people who repeatedly hurt others and that's your folks.
3. At first it hurt, but I'm better off with out you. I found much better friends.
2. So...if I ignore where I'm scheduled at work and only do stuff in my section until enough people complain, eventually I'll be scheduled for complete project shifts, right? Or if I quit, I'll automatically be promoted a couple weeks later, right? Fucked up.
1. Back off!
Nine things about myself:
9. I've become a clean person. I'm SO much less stressed when my house is clean. It's Lauren's fault.
8. Writing used to be really important to me, but now...I just don't.
7. Praying used to be really important to me, but now...I just don't.
6. I kinda hate showering. It's important to be clean. I just hate the part in between being wet and being dry. Ugh.
5. I have a really handsome husband who is really nice.
4. I'm both ashamed of and love my job.
3. I wonder if I should have been an elementary teacher.
2. I miss living with a kitty!
1. I need new bras.
Eight ways to win my heart:
8. Don't make me feel dumb.
7. Be straightforward.
6. Indulge in the ridiculous!
5. Don't make me drive.
4. If you are a co-worker, take care of the communal dishes. Jerk.
3. Be tolerant.
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Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
7. babies babies babies
6. Work
5. I probably wont be able to find a job.
4. Where will Derek and I live?
3. Books Books Books Books
2. I don't want to get up. Hate morning.
1. I don't want to do my homework.
Six things I do before I go to sleep:
6. Check e-mail, social networking sites
5. When do I work?
4. Pajamas
3. Brush teeth
2. read
1. Maybe a shag.
Five places I want to visit:
5. Las Vegas because that's where my BFF lives, the rest is just decadence.
4. Alaskan cruise.
3. Duluth, 'cause I wasn't paying attention the first time.
2. There's still a lot of Twin Cities things I haven't done.
1. Maybe Mexico again.
Four things I'm wearing right now:
4. jeans
3. stupid black socks
2. Vagina Monologues t-shirt
1. grey underwear with a little pink bow!
Three bands I listen to often:
3. The Hold Steady <3
2. Gaslight Anthem <3
1. Breaking Benjamin (because of Derek)
Two things I want to do before I die:
2. babies
1. get a house! (nesting?)
One confession:
1. I feel like a bad Katie, because Derek will always be the bread winner and I want to be Supermom. I'm wasting my education.