Nonsense.

[dorkierlikeyou]

Work today was predictable. After four days of eating, sleeping, more eating, more sleeping (and the vicious cycle goes on and on and on...) readjusting to "normal" schedule was difficult. I found my mind begin to wander more than usual. "The turkey will do that to ya," as we all know. Nothing creates unproductive work habit more than giving me 4

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[anonymous]

you're freaking insane!! and you do write exactly like you talk, heh heh.

ARGGHHH e-props for drunk pirates.

-wanger

I MISS YOU TOO ARLEENE

[anonymous]

haha .. i love the drunken pirate-lemon. it's hella you! hey! i'm reserving you for a day of eyebrow waxing. i need to get rid of these. haha. but i'm still scared. are wednesdays good for you? how bout next week! eyebrow waxing and dinner? lemme know.

[anonymous]

You're weird. But I like it. Maybe water dousing can be the next conjugation "it" thing. Y'know people will bite that one...Those biters...-M