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An unusual Ivy league benfit
As a contractor for Harvard I enjoy many benefits: A high wage for being a body that can walk, talk, and write scribbles (15.08 plus time and a half for overtime which is every week since I cover for actual Harvard employees who have the most absurd amount of sickdays in the galaxy.), a good amount of downtime where I can indulge in eating, writing ( Read more... ) -
I need to remeber this comic strip I came up with in my mind
Me going to get car loan.
Teller tells me to get a cc b/c they don't do that.
I tell her I would prefer to get sodomized.
She says "excuse me?"
I say "pardon me what i meant to say is that I would prefer to be annally raped, sorry for being unclear." -
An Emotionally sobbing hug
It happened today. It was very reminiscent of an abc family movie of the week plot climax; after building a casket and digging the grave for my dog I embraced my father in an emotionally sobbing hug after we told each other "I love you ( Read more... ) -
Living in the moment: sobriety revisited
For me it has not been a case of whether or not I should stop altering my states of perception through intoxicants. I see that to be the wrong perspective. For me everyday is a fresh new day where anything could happen and I look forward to that mystery. It appears that many of my contemporaries may be using drugs as a way of "escaping lives" ( Read more... ) -
An action sparks a memory worth remembering.
I was just waiting for the bus and I noticed an old man heaving snow into the streets. From my vantage point it looked like he was aiming at the ongoing cars ( Read more... ) -
He's back, but twice as sexy and four billion times more humble.
I have recently felt a bit depressed. I'm over it and I'm ready to embrace the world and love ( Read more... ) -
Soon the pelicans will be in control!
It is clear from the video above that pelicans will soon be in control of this earth. If we have evidence that they are now eating small birds they will soon move to us on the food chain and I don't like our chances. I must say, I'm in favor of a change in management. The previous administration did little for the rights of pelicans around the ( Read more... ) -
Why I get nervous when I read in public
I want to be a writer and in order to practice I'm taking a class at the center for adult education in Cambridge. When I start to read in class I suddenly get hit with a feeling of nervousness that is refreshing to me. I thought I had removed such hardcore anxiety from myself; I was wrong ( Read more... ) -
Discussion of ballot questions, especially 3
I am decided on questions 1 and 2, no and yes respectively. 1 is cutting a tax that provides money for education and some other important stuff. 2 is decriminalization of marijuana possession of one ounce or less that will save kids and professionals from becoming criminals and will save the state thousands and perhaps millions in prosecution fees ( Read more... ) -
Be Easy- A rap in progress
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