a deciduous tree walks into a bar

[dorkomatic4130]

attempts worthy of scornful glances over upturned noses were made today, attempts at doing something worthwhile. Scorn me if you must, but I did nothing. The latter half of my weekend was depressingly bland, like a thrice used tea bag, and theres no sugar in the cupboard. Maybe next weekend I'll build something! What to build though? I have plenty

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[misplacedmod]

you should put thick, lime green shaggy carpet in your car. and when you give people rides you make them take off their shoes and sit them in their lap. "but my pants will get all muddy and gross!" and then you will give them that look that you give them. and they will take off their shoes and do as you say.

I have a hatstand that holds everything but hats.
you should build a robot suit out of cardboard, duct tape & spray paint. and but old electronics and glue them on so you can look like a super complicated robot. and people will be like "wow how'd you make that?" and you'd sigh and say "its complicated" in a very depressing tone. and then they'll buy you robot ice cream because they feel bad for asking.

man, if you were my neighbor, we would have the best make-believe fun.
and i am writing too much. sorry. sigh.

[dorkomatic4130]

I was going to make a robot suit for my old band (vegetable pizza), and I would be the veggie-bot, master of the keys, and auxillury-percussion. Truth be told, I never did undertake the project. Oh, and I would have built a synth-gauntlet. Knobs and sliders on my forearm, which blink and create wicked bitchin synthy heaven.

[radsadplaid]

you should make this creation that makes you talk when we hang out.

because the last two times we did you hardly said anything.

like we aren't friends. like i didn't show you the wraith. i don't just show anyone the wraith!!!

HAHA I LOVE YOU JOS.

[dorkomatic4130]

maybe I'll be more talkative if I get wasted... or maybe I'll just pass out. or maybe I'll just giggle like a schoolgirl. most probably the latter.