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[dorkomatic4130]

GOOOOOOOOOOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

whale of a tale to tell you lads
a whale of a tale or two
bout the flappin fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and its all true,
I swear by my tattoo

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[anthershrtruind]

There was Mermaid Minnie,
met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me,
any time that I would ask her
Then one evening her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up
She swapped me for a trout

best movie ever.

[dorkomatic4130]

there was harpoon hannah
*strum*
had a face that made you shudder...
*strum*
lips like fishhooks
*strum*
and a nose, just like a rudder...
*strum*
(and here, the soundtrack differs from the movie. I offer both version for your sea chanty-pleasure)

when I kissed her, and held her tenderly......
held her tenderlyyyy......
there's no sea monster big enough, to ever frighten me!

I bought her trinkets, that sailors can't afford
sailors can't afforrrrrrrd.....
And when I spent my last red cent, she threw me overboard!

go kirk douglas, you harpooning hunk-muffin

[anthershrtruind]

he's a sexy beast.

[_goboom]

So lay it on me, my friend from afar
I'm eager to hear it, a tale from a star!
Tell of the fish and the one's that you've loved
Tell of the nights, but leave out the blood!
For I'm feeling quite ill, yes I'm really quite queasy
I've contracted a bug, so please take it easy
A whale of a tale? Why, I can hardly wait!
Send me a message, we'll make it a date!
What I'd rather be doing, well, there's nothin!
Looking forward to speaking! Love, your fuck muffin.