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[dorkomatic4130]

Josiah Martens, known to many of you as simply the irresistable hunkmuffin of Hasselhoffian amplitude, has relocated. I have taken the liberty of pre-emptively answering any questions you may have, which are as follows

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[ph33tuz]

I'm soo phoning you

[dorkomatic4130]

its usually $3.98 per minute, but I'll waive the charges for you.

[ph33tuz]

are you at home right now?

btw, what's your name?

[dorkomatic4130]

xyzpdq-yes-nardacus francois

[radsadplaid]

jos you are hilarious.

i am in much need of a trip to california/sacramento/rocklin area and i will phone you.

[tha_ghettochild]

can i have your autograph?

[brodacious]

Can I take a crap on your chest?

[dorkomatic4130]

only if you call me and tell me where the free show is tonight.