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[dorkomatic4130]

home alone and my new capacity for tones in the lowest of registers is rattling the over-abundance of family portraits on the wall. I'd be drinking if I didn't want to save my peach schnapps for later... I can't imagine peach schnapps would be the best for mildly unengaged meloncholia anyways. i met a girl whose uncle (or something.... I didn't

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[ph33tuz]

I really want Schwarzenegger to shave his head and get ear rings, then he will become MR. CLEAN, and the world will love him.

[_goboom]

I've used my ugly self as a model before. Do what you gotta do man. haha

[radsadplaid]

You didn't say, "I had a dream that..." before you started telling the story so I got really confused when you said you woke up.