no wonder i don't have any money

[dorkorific]

I'm behind on comments and there are a trillion things I am tempted to talk about -- mostly, let's be honest, soccer, NBC's thursday night lineup (I think "The Fight" might have been my favorite episode of anything on television, ever? but maybe that's just the Snake Juice talking) and dudes. Because I watched Easy A again. That Stanley Tucci, AM I

Comments

[faery]

APPRECIATING THE AWESOME RING RIGHT HERE.

[dorkorific]

ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC and if you punched someone in the face with it, they'd look in the mirror and the mark would even be legible. AWESOME

[drabheathen]

(punched person walks into room, everyone else jeers)

"Aw, is someone a little 'MOOD-y' today?"

[dorkorific]

SAVE UP GURL i am telling you it's worth it. and errbody needs a swimsuit.

[sugarlungs]

i straight up live on liquid liner. the chanel is my favorite, because, while expensive, is totally fucking incredible & orgasmic & WORTH IT, and if you wear it every day you feel like a class fucking act every day because you're in CHANEL, my friend.

[mardia]

If I had any money to speak of, I would be all over this shit, but sadly I do not, so the economy will have to be supported by people, um, who are not me.

However! I can talk about soccer/el futbol, SO. Let us discuss how Pepe Reina's still really happy to stay in Liverpool so he can orchestrate more Field Trips To Madrid Where We Drink and Watch The Spanish NT Fight A Lot In Public Wearing Different Uniforms.

and how Comolli is apparently going to be spending money this summer like a BOSS (with the full approval of King Kenny) and how, since this is my first summer as a footie fan, I am all into discussing how apparently Liverpool is going to be fielding an entire starting XI of wingers, we're linked to so many of them (and also the Cahill in the EPL who does NOT play for Everton).

[rosykate]

True fact: I was just kind of bopping along in this post, giggling and wishing I wasn't a sophomore in college/had some sort of disposable income, and then I got to this sentence: Also if you get bored with your color and you feel SPICY you can always add a glitter overlay! and then all I could think was Stefon from SNL.

GOODBYE PRODUCTIVITY, IT WAS REALLY NICE TO KNOW YOU.

Also, I assume you know this, because who doesn't stalk Unamadridista's updates like a starving hyena, but the picture opportunities that will arise from La Roja visiting DC make me want too bully greenpixiehair into photoshopping more District-related madness.