district cookies, mix tapes, and other appeasements

[dorkorific]

1. ugh, it's a good day. sittin on my front porch, drinkin a beer, creating elaborate art on my keratin outgrowths.

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[mapmakerscolors]

THE DISTRICT MAKES EVERY ASPECT OF BEING A HUMAN BETTER

JUST BY EXISTING

I don't even think that makes sense but ROLL WITH IT OK

[dorkorific]

hahaahhadhjkfshfkd omg if only it were every aspect. LITTLE KNOWN FACT: DISTRICT IMPROVES POOPING

[firesprite1105]

Those screencaps are comedy gold. Also, your nails look fab!

[dorkorific]

ahahadskfj thank you!

[greenpixiehair]

Fabulous nails. I'll be over here being jealous.

The title of that Wonkette article is highly disturbing and I may never, ever recover. Intern 1 and Intern 2 is genius. And... is that Anderson Cooper flirting in Cris' inbox?

[dorkorific]

1. THANK YOU madam. ahahah because of your icon now I am picturing bernard drunkenly telling me my nails are fabulous and i feel simultaneously 1. delighted and 2. afraid.

2. ahahhfdsjk

[greenpixiehair]

I don't blame you, two bottles in & he'll be gnawing on your fingers. But you know. In a way that conveys his massive amount of respect for you and your fabulous nails.

Kaka gon' find you, Anderson.

[dorkorific]

ahahahhdfskj but HOW COULD YOU OBJECT TO SEEING THIS

[snuzzie]

omg your graphics skills are incredible.

[dorkorific]

WHY THANK YOU i like to think i use them for good

[snuzzie]

I honestly feel like I now understand more about Fernando than I ever cared to.

[yeats]

I REMEMBER THIS
CLASSIC