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dorkorific

AUs I'm Totally Not Writing, About Boy Band Members

Jul 23, 2012 21:55

1. Did you know that I ship Zayn Malik/Pepe Reina now.

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i hate everything, one fucking direction fuck are you serio

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anna_unfolding July 24 2012, 05:19:19 UTC

The whole thing is very, very difficult.

dorkorific July 24 2012, 15:52:52 UTC

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anna_unfolding July 24 2012, 16:18:37 UTC

I will be holding you accountable at some point for the fact I just remembered Pepe was in my dream last night. For serious. I don't even. You know. FEEL that way for dudes, not dudes like that but yeah, pretty sure I was SUPER flustered meeting him and preeeettty sure he sympathetically made me feel more at ease.

nahco3 July 24 2012, 06:22:08 UTC

you are clearly a woman of great intellectual distinction.

on that note do you mind if I friend you.

dorkorific July 24 2012, 16:02:47 UTC

ummm gurl of course it would be an honor

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nahco3 July 24 2012, 17:53:37 UTC

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT SOMEHOW.

lazy_daze July 24 2012, 11:12:22 UTC

I don't even know who Pepe is and yet I would read it because Zayn and his face.

Also, DO talk about Louis.

I've sort of given up pretending I'm not into 1D.

dorkorific July 24 2012, 16:07:00 UTC

WHOOOPPPPS i responded to the wrong comment there the point is louis

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lazy_daze July 24 2012, 16:26:54 UTC

I generally approve of mistakes that involve bonus Louis pics in my inbox so KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON.

GAH. I am inexplicably in love with how his ankles are ALWAYS ON SHOW. *hands*

carohersh August 11 2012, 22:18:44 UTC

I don't even know who anybody but Pepe is in this post, but I'll read ANY fucking thing Rave writes, ever and I was SO excited to get back from vacation and see updates from her. Trust me, Pepe is magnificent, both the real one and Rave's version.

So what if I don't know anybody but Pepe? I'm her bitch, lapping up whatever she serves. Wayne Rooney/Pedobear? Whatever, sign me up.

makesomelove July 25 2012, 00:57:09 UTC

ALERT: I'M RUBDOWN ON TUMBLR AND I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOUR CALLING ZAYN'S TATTOOS WINGDINGS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME and also how you've apparently been slowly absorbing 1D fandom and gifs into your pores for months.

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dorkorific July 25 2012, 01:38:23 UTC

OH MY GOD THAT'S YOU OKAY DO YOU EVEN

UNDERSTAND

THAT THIS IS LIKE 90% YOUR FAULT

AND YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE PURE VOLUME OF 1D THINGS THAT I HEART AND DON'T REBLOG. AND HAVE BEEN HEARTING AND NOT REBLOGGING FOR LIKE, A MILLION MONTHS. BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE FROM YOUR FUCKING

TUMBLR

GOD DAMMIT

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dorkorific July 25 2012, 01:39:03 UTC

ps i luv your tumblr, pps how dare you, ppps HOW DARE YOU SIR

makesomelove July 25 2012, 01:52:33 UTC

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE PART OF THE PARENT TRAP WHEN WE DISCOVER WE'RE TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH AND WE'RE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT IT'S NOT REALLY THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it was bad when you started reblogging and not just liking everything. I KNEW IT. I know all about you and your secret intense obsession with One Direction and I'm so happy you can't keep it inside any longer because you're BURSTING WITH EROTIC EMOTIONS. BURSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thread 25

thesavages July 25 2012, 05:54:16 UTC

http://archiveofourown.org/works/440139
I'm just going to leave this here for everyone to cry about

dorkorific July 26 2012, 00:49:00 UTC

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