Title: Costume Making
Author:
dorksidefiker Character/Pairing/Group: Billy Kaplan. Also, beware of OCs
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Rating: G
Summary: He’s rolling out the ‘when I was your age’ stories.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: Part of my That Damn Mpreg universe.
“You kids don’t know how lucky you are…”
“Oh God, here he goes,” Becca muttered under her breath.
“I had to make my first costume myself-”
Bobby rolled his eyes towards the ceiling.
“My cape was red to cover the fact that I bled all over it while I was sewing.”
“It always did look ratty in the pictures,” Becca whispered to her brother.
“We didn’t have access to unstable molecules. Do you have any idea how many uniforms your father went through in a month?”
“Thank God for Aunt Kate, or Dad would have been a Naked Shape-Shifter.” Bobby smirked.
“If I was a Naked Shape-Shifter, would I have to listen to the ‘When I was your age’ stories?” Becca asked.
“There will be no Naked Shape-Shifters in this family.”