Title: History Repeats
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating: PG
Summary: Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.
Zeke walked backwards along the two lane highway, his thumb stuck out, with Ambrose and Doug trailing along in his wake and bickering. They had been doing that for the last five miles.
“This is your fault,” Ambrose growled, not for the first time.
“I didn’t want to hit her!” Doug protested.
“She was already dead! It wouldn’t have mattered!”
“Just because she was a ghost doesn’t mean it wouldn’t have hurt.”
“Oi.” Zeke snapped his fingers at his companions. “Car’s coming. Could you guys at least try to look non-threatening?”
Ambrose raked a claw tipped hand through his shaggy black hair. “I can try, sure. But Doug’s still gonna look like an escapee from a Grateful Dead cover band.”
“Just be quiet and let me do the talking,” Zeke sighed as the old clunker of a car rolled to a stop beside him. He put on his best smile, turned up the charm, and leaned through the window to look right into the eyes of Howard the Duck.