If You Were Gay
Title: If You Were Gay
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating:PG
Summary: Not that there’s anything wrong with it…
Jean-Luc sat across the slightly greasy diner table from the young Asgardian, his hands clasped in front of him. “I’m just saying that if you were, I’d have no problem with that.”
“I’m. Not. Gay.” Gunther said, enunciating each word carefully. “That’s just how the power I inherited from my mother works, and I don’t want to have to explain this again.”
“Alright, alright, don’t get your p-” Jean-Luc stopped in mid sentence as Gunther snarled at him from over the top of the sticky, laminated menu. “-your underwear in a twist. I believe you. Your cult doesn’t, but I do.”
The golden haired godling groaned. “I should just slaughter the lot of them. They’re the most embarrassing followers ever.”
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating:PG
Summary: Not that there’s anything wrong with it…
Jean-Luc sat across the slightly greasy diner table from the young Asgardian, his hands clasped in front of him. “I’m just saying that if you were, I’d have no problem with that.”
“I’m. Not. Gay.” Gunther said, enunciating each word carefully. “That’s just how the power I inherited from my mother works, and I don’t want to have to explain this again.”
“Alright, alright, don’t get your p-” Jean-Luc stopped in mid sentence as Gunther snarled at him from over the top of the sticky, laminated menu. “-your underwear in a twist. I believe you. Your cult doesn’t, but I do.”
The golden haired godling groaned. “I should just slaughter the lot of them. They’re the most embarrassing followers ever.”