Robert
Title: Robert
Universe: That Damn MPreg
Rating: G
Summary: So, he was right about the Space Monkeys.
Ray-Ray Shepard stared around her, then slowly looked towards her cousin Robert. "But..." she said, gesturing to the wreckage all around them. "How?"
The Crimson Wizard grinned triumphantly at his teammate. "I told you. I told you all," he said.
"But how?" The Streak repeated, grabbing Bobby by the cape and shaking him. "It's just-- it's so--"
"Stupid," Protean said. "The word you're looking for is 'stupid'."
Bobby was still grinning. It wasn't an entirely sane grin, but these were hardly sane circumstances.
-I thought they were a joke,- Iron Hide said. -I mean...-
"Space Monkeys." Spider-Boy said.
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys." Crimson Wizard corrected. "I've been telling you all for years."
"It's still stupid," Protean pointed out.
***
-So,- Dexter Stein, the Young Avenger better known as Iron Hide, said, -CW's been saying for years that Earth would be attacked by Space Monkeys,-
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys," Bobby corrected proudly.
-...zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys.- Iron Hide repeated. -Logically, there is no way he could have known about them. Unless he was either using his powers to warp reality, thus bringing them into existence,-
"Which I wasn't."
-...or he possesses previously unconsidered precognitive gifts.- Dexter finished.
"Every time Crimson's started yammering about the Space Monkeys-"
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys."
"Whatever. Every time he's started ranting, it was when he was totally buzzed on sugar," the Streak explained to the rest of the team. She smacked a bag of Pixie Sticks in front of Bobby, then ran a hand through her blue streaked black hair. "So, logic dictates that somehow the sugar is causing him to see the future."
"Wait wait wait." Benji said, holding up a hand. "Why the Pixie Sticks?"
-We need to test the theory.-
"So we're going to send Crimson Wizard into a diabetic coma?"
"Nope. Just give him a really good sugar buzz."
"Where's Protean? Does he know about this?"
-Unimportant. Crimson Wizard, please consume the Pixie Sticks.-
Ray-Ray pulled out a piece of paper. "Alright, these are the horses that are running in an hour-"
Universe: That Damn MPreg
Rating: G
Summary: So, he was right about the Space Monkeys.
Ray-Ray Shepard stared around her, then slowly looked towards her cousin Robert. "But..." she said, gesturing to the wreckage all around them. "How?"
The Crimson Wizard grinned triumphantly at his teammate. "I told you. I told you all," he said.
"But how?" The Streak repeated, grabbing Bobby by the cape and shaking him. "It's just-- it's so--"
"Stupid," Protean said. "The word you're looking for is 'stupid'."
Bobby was still grinning. It wasn't an entirely sane grin, but these were hardly sane circumstances.
-I thought they were a joke,- Iron Hide said. -I mean...-
"Space Monkeys." Spider-Boy said.
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys." Crimson Wizard corrected. "I've been telling you all for years."
"It's still stupid," Protean pointed out.
***
-So,- Dexter Stein, the Young Avenger better known as Iron Hide, said, -CW's been saying for years that Earth would be attacked by Space Monkeys,-
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys," Bobby corrected proudly.
-...zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys.- Iron Hide repeated. -Logically, there is no way he could have known about them. Unless he was either using his powers to warp reality, thus bringing them into existence,-
"Which I wasn't."
-...or he possesses previously unconsidered precognitive gifts.- Dexter finished.
"Every time Crimson's started yammering about the Space Monkeys-"
"Zombie mutant ninja pirate space monkeys."
"Whatever. Every time he's started ranting, it was when he was totally buzzed on sugar," the Streak explained to the rest of the team. She smacked a bag of Pixie Sticks in front of Bobby, then ran a hand through her blue streaked black hair. "So, logic dictates that somehow the sugar is causing him to see the future."
"Wait wait wait." Benji said, holding up a hand. "Why the Pixie Sticks?"
-We need to test the theory.-
"So we're going to send Crimson Wizard into a diabetic coma?"
"Nope. Just give him a really good sugar buzz."
"Where's Protean? Does he know about this?"
-Unimportant. Crimson Wizard, please consume the Pixie Sticks.-
Ray-Ray pulled out a piece of paper. "Alright, these are the horses that are running in an hour-"