A Picture worth 284 words

Jul 31, 2006 11:34

Title: A Picture Worth 284 Words
Universe: That Damn MPreg
Rating: G
Summary: Based on the picture by bebopbeats


The sun beat down on the four Altman-Kaplan children as they walked away from the flaming wreck of the lab. They walked in silence, only Nate smiling. In fact, he was grinning triumphantly.

It was Rebecca who broke the silence. "We are not telling the Dads about this."

Bobby grunted in agreement as a slow smirk spread over Jeff's green features. "Is that because-"

"Don't say it, Jeff."

Nate finally couldn’t keep silent anymore. He danced ahead of his siblings, caroling, "I am made of awesome! I am a total badass! Did you guys see me? I was all 'Heeya!' and they were all 'Yaa!' and I was all 'You suck!' and they were all 'Die' and I was all 'Pwn3d!' and they were totally flattened!"

"That's great, squirt." Bobby said distractedly.

"We are not telling the Dads." Rebecca repeated.

"I dunno. I think we should."

"I swear to God, Jeff, if you say one word to them about any of it..."

"But it's so cute!"

"You're a dead man walking, Jeffery Elijah."

You knew you were in trouble when she used your middle name. Not that this stopped Jeff.

"I can just picture the look on Papa's face when he finds out."

"You say one word to him, and I'm going to find out how far you can stretch before you break."

"Becca and Kl'rt, sittin' in a tree-"

Rebecca spun on her heel, tackling her younger brother. "You are dead!" she shrieked.

***

Ted Altman looked from where his daughter was shoving her younger brother's head in the sand to where his other two sons sat watching.

"Do I want to know?" he asked.

"Not really," Bobby said with a little shrug.

marvel, young avengers, that damn mpreg

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