Title: The Exes Club
Fandom: X-Men
Characters: Paige/Jono, Gayle/Jono, implied Angelo/Jono
Prompt: 56. Kinky
Word Count: 310
Rating: R
Summary: Gayle and Paige get together to have a little chat about their mutual ex.
Author's Notes: I own nothing.
“God,” Gayle said, throwing her hands into the air, “the stories I could tell you about that boy. Fetch me another pint and I’ll tell you a few, love.”
“We’re trade,” Paige said before wading her way to the bar and coming back with two pints. “I bought, you talk first.”
“Okay.” Gayle took a long pull from her drink. “Our first week together, we went to Greece to party. We ended up in this little club on this tiny island off the mainland. Now, back then, Jono would drink anything you put in front of him, so he was completely pissed at this point.” She giggled and took another drink. “I lost him for a few hours, not that I really noticed. I wasn’t exactly clean and sober either.”
“Where’d you end up finding him?” Paige asked, leaning across the table.
“Well, it was around dawn, and I went out to clear my head, and that’s when I found Jono. He was out there on the beach, right by the water line. His pants were down, his shorts were gone, and he was handcuffed to this other bloke who was, by the way, completely starkers.”
“But how…?” Paige asked, laughing at the mental image. “Jono and… oh my God.”
“Jono was always a little bit bent. What did you think all that black leather was about?”
“Oh my God.” Paige looked into her drink, giggling. “It all makes sense now. That time… Angelo said he was just doing his laundry and didn’t have any clothes, and Jono was just helping out, but-!”