Fool for Love
Title: Fool for Love
Fandom: X-Men
Characters: Victor, Santo
Prompt: 31. Fool
Word Count: 151
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Victor swears off dating, and Santo makes an accusation.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Link: My Table
“I am never going on a date ever again,” Victor announced mournfully, his forehead resting on the table, one hand wrapped around an empty beer mug. Santo carefully refilled the mug from the pitcher he’d just fetched as the reptilian mutant went on. “I’ll go join a monastery or something in the Himalayas and become a hermit.”
“Bullshit,” Santo said succinctly as Victor turned his head to look at the beer now filling his mug. “You’re gonna drink your beer, go home with a stranger, and forget all about… Cameron?” he guessed.
“Cameron was three boyfriends ago,” Victor sighed, clearly weary.
“Wow. You’re a total slut, Borkowski.”
“You aren’t helping, Santo.”
Fandom: X-Men
Characters: Victor, Santo
Prompt: 31. Fool
Word Count: 151
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Victor swears off dating, and Santo makes an accusation.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Link: My Table
“I am never going on a date ever again,” Victor announced mournfully, his forehead resting on the table, one hand wrapped around an empty beer mug. Santo carefully refilled the mug from the pitcher he’d just fetched as the reptilian mutant went on. “I’ll go join a monastery or something in the Himalayas and become a hermit.”
“Bullshit,” Santo said succinctly as Victor turned his head to look at the beer now filling his mug. “You’re gonna drink your beer, go home with a stranger, and forget all about… Cameron?” he guessed.
“Cameron was three boyfriends ago,” Victor sighed, clearly weary.
“Wow. You’re a total slut, Borkowski.”
“You aren’t helping, Santo.”