Human Shield
Title: Human Shield
Author: dorksidefiker
Fandom: New X-Men
Characters: Anole, Rockslide
Prompt: 40. Writer's Choice
Rating: PG
Summary: Santo's not above using Victor as a human shield, but he just might regret it.
Warnings: Could be considered slashy, if you have your slash goggles on.
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Santo was almost out of the house when Victor appeared in front of him, hands on his hips and lips pursed. "You set me up," he hissed, rolling up onto the balls of his feet in an effort to cut away at the height difference.
"Whaaat? It's not my fault moms love you!" Santo protested. "I spent time with your parents when we were in Mayberry."
"Fairbury," Victor corrected, almost absentmindedly. "And that was different. I didn't leave you alone with them. And my parents sure as all hell didn't try to set you up with one of my cousins."
This made Santo actually pause. "Which one?" he asked suspiciously.
"First it was Maria, but then I told your mom I was gay, so now she wants me to meet Raul." Victor drawled, letting the name roll off his tongue.
Santo turned on his heel, heading back in to the house. "No way, he's a dick. And he's got crabs or something."
"Then we'd better hurry before your mother sets Megan up with him instead."
Author: dorksidefiker
Fandom: New X-Men
Characters: Anole, Rockslide
Prompt: 40. Writer's Choice
Rating: PG
Summary: Santo's not above using Victor as a human shield, but he just might regret it.
Warnings: Could be considered slashy, if you have your slash goggles on.
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Santo was almost out of the house when Victor appeared in front of him, hands on his hips and lips pursed. "You set me up," he hissed, rolling up onto the balls of his feet in an effort to cut away at the height difference.
"Whaaat? It's not my fault moms love you!" Santo protested. "I spent time with your parents when we were in Mayberry."
"Fairbury," Victor corrected, almost absentmindedly. "And that was different. I didn't leave you alone with them. And my parents sure as all hell didn't try to set you up with one of my cousins."
This made Santo actually pause. "Which one?" he asked suspiciously.
"First it was Maria, but then I told your mom I was gay, so now she wants me to meet Raul." Victor drawled, letting the name roll off his tongue.
Santo turned on his heel, heading back in to the house. "No way, he's a dick. And he's got crabs or something."
"Then we'd better hurry before your mother sets Megan up with him instead."