Gone for two years, and I came back to share this . Sent with "only the best of intentions" from my hubby.

*Warning: Totally inappropriate, and definitely not classy

I am of the opinion that good people should get good things from life. My friends are good people, so someone has some explaining to do.

...because then I could have run up and beat the piss out of this Vince Vaughn-looking douche bag that I saw hitting a woman in my parking lot. I'm so frustrated that calling the police can't possibly help much in such a highly populated area when I don't know any truly identifying information (like his name). I'm going to find out who he is and ( Read more... )

The Sheriff Deputies that live across the street from me are having a loud, obnoxious party. What's a girl have to do to get some sleep around here?

It's almost cookie-baking weather and I couldn't be more excited about it.

My old car broke...dead...deader than dead. It was stressful, tears were shed over the loss of an old friend. But then I got over it, moved on, and bought my new car! It has AC and actually accelerates when you hit the gas and it doesn't growl at people and it's bright and happy and energy-efficient! Yay!

I just finished a book with so many errors in it that I wonder if the editor even READ the thing.

What I mean to say is that this book was not an overwhelmingly well written work of literary art, but it drew me in. I found myself, sobbing, and had to consider who and where I actually was before being able to tear myself out of this story.

....but, when bros are loudly mocking a film in the theater I just want to throw something hard at their empty, visor-wearing heads. Now, it was a film for a class, but it was a damn good one (Catherine Hepburn and Cary Grant, what more could you ask for?). And although they clearly wanted nothing more than to play their x-box and drink nattyice in ( Read more... )

I'm a kiddy-cereal junkie. Anything that'll change my milk a pretty color, have cute shapes in it, or just taste like a bowl full of sugar...I love it all. So, because I was craving some brightly colored puffed corn shaped like little fruits I got a box of Trix. I was so cereal crazed that I didn't notice the huge "NEW SHAPE" on the box. I've been ( Read more... )

the meaning of life ( Read more... )