When you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you spread the peanut butter and the jelly on seperate slices of bread ( Read more... )

I noticed that when I cup my Sneak-A-Toke in my hand to take a concealed hit, I look like I'm praying.

I have three things I need to discuss with you ( Read more... )

Ever masturbate out of boredom?

Now that the cops have showed up for the fourth time tonight, and the second in the last hour, I think I can officially declare the party over and deliver an accurate play-by-play of the key events. Since I make a concerted effort to have as un-emotional of a Livejournal as possible, I'm going to leave them out of my reaccounting of the night thus ( Read more... )

Turns out I'm sicker than I thought. Right now, it's seeming kinda like a sinus infection, but I haven't ruled out cold/flu. My throat is all sore from the coughing and sneezing, and I'm drinking Orange Poweraid for fluid action. It stings like a bitch going down, but is as tasty as ever ( Read more... )

When I get sick, I am always amazed at how much snot the body can produce. I'm sneezing my ass off, and hopped up (down?) on Tylenol Sinus PMs. I think I'm gonna smoke a bowl with my sick ass.

Every day I can manage, I get high at school. I've abandoned the alley that most of the school smokes in and taken to getting high in front of this empty building. There is a big wooden realtors sign that I stand behind. Guess who's selling the property? A Mr. Dick Balls. Go ahead and read that again to make sure you got it right. I'll wait. Dick. ( Read more... )

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I just spent a little over an hour looking at some of the most horrible pictures the internet has to offer. Disfigured, mangled, diseased, and dead, all preserved by cyberspace and viewed by me. Hundreds of pictures were viewed by me, and I haven't even scratched the surface of what there is to see. I didn't derive any sort of entertainment from it ( Read more... )