Comments | dorny_digs: Oh. My. God.

dorny_digs

Oh. My. God.

Apr 29, 2007 16:39

Julius Harper is the single best thing to happen to Hogwarts ever!

And what's even better, he's doing private tuition! Not that I need much help in Transfiguration, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him...

Plus he's so much better looking than his rat faced brother...

( Private to Parvati Patil )

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demelza_r April 29 2007, 15:46:36 UTC

... You're on drugs.

dorny_digs April 29 2007, 15:55:12 UTC

No, I'm not. That's Quintus

demelza_r April 30 2007, 11:28:59 UTC

Well, that's the only explanation I could come up with for your completely unnacceptable behaviour. And where do you get off insulting Harper for no goddamned reason anyway?

quintus_i April 29 2007, 15:59:12 UTC

She is a bit, isn't she. I can't work out what her issue is. Honestly.

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quintus_i April 29 2007, 15:50:40 UTC

I don't know what to say. Maybe I shouldn't say anything at all... I am officially freaked out. Um. When this girl comes on Wednesday, perhaps I should ask Flitwick to - I dunno, be in the vicinty? And have the door open. WIDE open?

Rat faced?

Private to Julius pink_parvati April 29 2007, 15:55:31 UTC

Just so that you're aware of it, Dorny wrote this to me in a private comment: "Hands off Julius Harper. He's mine."

I'd ask Moody to teach you some defensive hexes if I were you. And I'm sorry.

Private to Parvati quintus_i April 29 2007, 16:08:46 UTC

Thank you for your concern. And thank you for informing me. I'll deal with the situation.

Note: I am really, really weirded out. Is she always like this?

Private to Julius pink_parvati April 29 2007, 16:13:34 UTC

I'm afraid so. Her motto appears to be, "Why should I do anything for myself when I can shag someone and have him do it for me?" It's sort of sad because with the amount of engery she puts into that, she could be accomplished at a bunch of different things.

If it gets too out of hand, I recommend you tell McGonagall about it. This is borderline harrassment, you know. And I'm very, very sorry if I've done anything to bring it on. I was gossipping with Demelza about how the girls finally have some eye candy in this school, but it was only in good fun.

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pink_parvati April 29 2007, 15:53:04 UTC

Quintus is a decent person and good-looking, and far too good for the likes of you.

Private to Dorny: Don't you think that Julius should have a say in all this, and whether he wants to date a student at all?

quintus_i April 29 2007, 15:56:03 UTC

Thank you, Parvati.

pink_parvati April 29 2007, 16:00:12 UTC

You're welcome, sweet.

Private to Quintus: I just got warned in a private comment to stay away from Julius. I replied telling her that it's really his decision whether he wants to date a student or not.

Private to Parvati quintus_i April 29 2007, 16:03:27 UTC

I'm in his study at the moment, sharing the journal - and... ah... He's a little weirded out by the whole thing. I don't think he expected anyone to be that full on.

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mm_tabby April 29 2007, 15:56:44 UTC

Why have you requested private tuition, Miss Dorny?

Private to Prof. McGonagall quintus_i April 29 2007, 16:00:41 UTC

Oh, thank Merlin. Can you -- get rid of her or something?

Private to Mister J. Harper mm_tabby April 29 2007, 16:06:44 UTC

Avec plaisur.

Private to Prof. McGonagall quintus_i April 29 2007, 16:33:41 UTC

Thank you very, very, very much!

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blaise_allard April 30 2007, 07:07:30 UTC

Oh, Great Paracelsus on a spikey cactus... Honestly, Dorny, why don't you just owl him a pair of your knickers too, hmm?

I am sure that if Harper were to look for some nubile young student to indulge in a basically unethical relationship with, he could do better. Hell. I am sure that if BINNS were to look for some nubile young student to indulge in a basically unethical relationship with, HE could do better.