mandatory friends-only statement, conditions warning, disclaimer, etc.

[dorrie_rockstar]

FRIENDS ONLY.

CONDITIONS/PHOBIAS WARNING: CONTENTS NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS/PHOBIAS:
-heart disease
-homophobia [fear of homosexuality]
-melophobia [fear or hatred of music]
-hemophobia [fear of blood]
-melanophobia [fear of the color black]
-pedophobia [fear of children]
-pyrophobia [fear of fire]
-optophobia [fear of opening

Comments

[vlad3351]

Fortunately I have none of those phobias. What sort of person is afraid of all music?!?!

[dorrie_rockstar]

Someone who shouldn't be reading my journal.

Dorrie! I found you!

[tennismypassion]

Somehow we've both been on lj and just not known it. I'm computer illiterate, so I can't figure out how to friend you. Will you friend me? Please?

Love,
Kristina

[tennismypassion]

Ooh! I figured it out. :)

[dorrie_rockstar]

Welcome to my friends list! Long time no see!

... Warning: I post a lot of angst. Ignore it if you wish... I have a non-angst journal, Carnival_Goth, if you don't want to deal with Dorrie being whiny.

[hopelesswarning]

Haha...I like the disclaimer.

[evr_afire]

Oooooh. I just remembered what you said and looked at the date. Good idea...*goes off to put up a post*